Osval 

A friend that is funny to keep around for bullying and to be used as a human shield- he often acts fake but in reality he’s a kind hearted person.

Damn osval bought me some food; osval: broke ass

Osval by Lord of ramen November 21, 2023

Oswald Bates 

The character protrayed by Damon Wayans in the sketch comedy In Living Color who talks nonsense using a lot of big words and has no idea what he's talking.
He usually talks to himself with gestures and facial expressions as if he is arguing with someone else.

"First of all, we must internalize the 'flatulation' of the matter by transmitting the effervescence of the 'Indianisian' proximity in order to further segregate the crux of my venereal infection. Now, if I may retain my liquids here for one moment. I'd like to continue the 'redundance' of my quote, unquote 'intestinal tract', you see because to preclude on the issue of world domination would only circumvent - excuse me, circumcise the revelation that reflects the 'Afro-disiatic' symptoms which now perpetrates the Jheri Curis activation. Allow me to expose my colon once again. The ramification inflicted on the incision placed within the Fallopian cavities serves to be holistic taken from the Latin word 'jalapeno'."
-- Oswald Bates, In Living Color season 1 ep 3

Oswald Bates by Oswald Bates November 29, 2011

ergo oswald 

A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.

After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."

ergo oswald by suduhnim July 5, 2011

Oval Office Grab-ass 

A game played by the current President and other members of his/her party while inside the Oval Office. This game usually features the President and several of the nation's powerbrokers running around the Oval Office - naked, mind you - grabbing at each other's rear ends.

President Obama, tired after an exhausting night of Oval Office Grab-ass with Harry Reid and Joe Biden, lit a joint, ignoring the distinct fragrance of petroleum jelly that filled the room as a result of the evening's little "game".

Oval Office Grab-ass by jj1221 October 21, 2009

ergo oswald 

A term referring to someone who uses uncommon vocabulary to fool others or disguise the fact that he/she is not really saying anything.

"Oswald" derives from the character 'Oswald Bates' of sketch comedy show In Living Color. "Ergo" meaning 'therefore' references the speaking style often used by the character.

After listening to Michael Eric Dyson speak, one might say "This guy must think we're stupid. Ergo oswald."

ergo oswald by suduhnim July 5, 2011

Oval Office 

A toilet

OMG WTF! You clogged the oval office!

Oval Office by Dbres April 20, 2012

Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta 

A young Bahamian. No mic nigglet. That mains discord.com. And has no life

Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta is a no mic discordian that cant pack so he types in chat.

Oswald Walnut Baljeet Gupta by Nigglet exposers April 15, 2023