Optimisman

Generally a person who strongly believes in optimism and tries to negate all the negativity. These people are difficult to find and if you do recognize such a person, prize them.

I am an Optimisman.

by Optimisman <13 June 8, 2015

Optionist

"A professional who has the ability to offer one or more options to somebody else (asker). The option(s) given usually enlight a new path to follow in order to create a better reality or solve a problem. An optionist never gives consultance on which option is more appropriate to follow",

Lets say that there is a couple, whose property (house +land) has become to expensive to live in. The couple decides to contact an optionist, who examines the situation of the house owners and gives them different options on what to do.
Options
1. Couple may sell the entire property
2. Couple may sell the land around the house, make some money and still live in their house
3. Couple can rent their house and move in a more convenient place

by Fadjo (Daniel F.) September 23, 2015

Optimus prime

Optimus prime also known as robo Jesus has the sweetest voice that will make anyone calm. He can die and come back without consequence

Optimus prime: i die and come back. You die and what happens, nothing

by Sir something January 12, 2022

Optimum'd

When you buy an internet package from the worst ISP ever AKA optimum and continuously receive unstable / laggy connection.

John 1: "Hey John 2 how's your internet, I heard your provider is optimum."
John 2: "Dude... everytime I play a game I keep getting optimum'd."
John 1: "Yea its a common occurrence when you choose them for internet."

by TropTeps December 14, 2021

Optimus Prime

Enjoys Ripping off faces

Don’t believe me ask the fallen

Optimus Prime: Give me your face

by Gojira Octavio April 24, 2022

Optimise

To have not safe sex.

I can wait to go home and optimise your mom.

by Optimiser February 16, 2023

Blimp Option

A northern english term used to describe a better decision. It stems back from when a Bradford City football (soccer) game sold out of seats. The commentator joked about how he would use a blimp to see the awesome match continue before his eyes if he did not have a seat. The other commentator laughed and the term soon became frequent in Bradford City chants and other every-day usage.

Cop 1: FUCK! hes getting away

Cop 2: oh dear lord, hes actually lost us!

Cop 1: if only we had been able to us that damned blimp option..

Cop 2: shit i know man.. i know..

Cop 1: next time ey?

Cop 2: yeah..

by The Lockwood March 2, 2009