Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.

Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*

by lil ratty Minaj November 26, 2019

Opposite of perfect

The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends hes an abberisment to everyone and will never have his own family or house and hardly even a high school education

The opposite of perfect is Kelton Crawford he is such a fuck up literally no one likes him not even his family or friends

"Eww why is he so ugly and fat he doesn't even have a neck"
"Why are most of his friends girls that's weird"

"Kelton is such a retard he's in 30-4 I didn't even know 30-3 was a thing"

"He's never going to be successful, have a family or own his own house"

"Kelton is such an abbericmant to his family"

"Guys got more chins then a Chinese phone book"

"Ewww why is he so ugly I wouldn't touch him with a 10ft pole

He has such a small dick I guess it matches his brain"

by brawadis December 8, 2019

Opposite of yes

The opposite of yes is yes. Now stop saying you not cute🤪

Her:I’m not cute I’m the opposite of yes. Me:so yes

by Kejej February 26, 2020

Opposite Day bylaws

Opposite Day has certain rules that are exempt such as kissing contracts

Shaina can’t back out because it’s in the Opposite Day bylaws

by Dirrin Kemball March 17, 2020

Opposited-it

When you flip a multiplication problem

I opposited-it-Mr. Mathers 2020

by October_46 September 14, 2020

Opposited-it

When you flip a multiplication problem.

I opposited-it:Mr. Mathers 2020

by October_46 September 14, 2020

Opposite Gender November

Opposite gender November is when everyone switches gender, boy=girl girl=boy non-binary=both genders

"Did you know it Opposite Gender November, Ralph" - Donald
"Oh shit we are gonna have to be girls" -Ralph

by asan urnsigo October 27, 2020