Similar to the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" this term means to complete two discrete tasks with a single action. The term traces its origins to a practice, originally made popular by aspiring major league baseball players on the Gulf coast of Florida, of hurling apples at the apparently limitless number of pesky seagulls.
As Mariah's girlfriend walked in on him banging her mother, Mariah thought to himself, "I've just killed two birds with one apple"; I've both fulfilled my MILF fantasy and ended this shitty relationship.
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Get the Killed Two Birds With One Apple mug.the act of inserting one finger into a girl's ass (the stink) and two into a girl's pussy (the pink)
by Hmmmm May 12, 2004
Get the One for the stink and two for the pink mug.To accomplish two tasks with one action; an update of the phrase "kill two birds with one stone" via Angry Birds
Guy: Hon, I've got to go out to the post office.
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
Girl: While you're at it can you pick up the dry cleaning too ... kill two pigs with one bird?
by birdbomber January 26, 2011
Get the kill two pigs with one bird mug.Sticking two fingers into a womans vagina while she is on her period and another finger into her ass. Closely related to the term, "two in the pink one in the stink"
by KP$ September 29, 2006
Get the two in the blood one in the mud mug.It is a popular lyric to a song, but sometime used i phrases or as comparisons to things. it's basically taking one step back. and it means, making progress towards something but making less progress rather than more, if that makes sense.
"one step forward < two steps back"
"one step forward < two steps back"
I was trying to finish my math homework, and i did the beginning, but going to that party before finishing was one step forward and two steps back.
by GeeJayy February 22, 2010
Get the one step forward and two steps back mug.We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can
'plant two trees with one seed'.
'plant two trees with one seed'.
by 1 Love July 11, 2010
Get the Plant two trees with one seed mug.Completing two tasks in one trip, for people who don't like to talk about violence against our feathered friends (i.e., "kill two birds with one stone")
Sarah: "I am going to go buy a Wii, let's go to Best Buy!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
Angie: "I need to get some milk at the grocery store, why don't we go do both, so we can rescue two squirrels in one fell swoop."
Sarah: "Perfect!"
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