Objectivist

Someone who claims to be neutral and self sufficient, but who is truly totally dependent on others and brainwashed by propaganda.

Objectivist founder Ayn Rand preached of self reliance and neutrality, but survived on welfare while backing right wing authoritarian candidates.

by Davezilla July 6, 2019

objectaphobia

The fear of all inanimate objects.

When John saw my new toaster, he wanted to hide under his blanket, but was too afraid his blanket would eat him. Classic case of objectaphobia

by MikeyBeeeeee January 2, 2012

objective as a pancake

very objective. (*Also: as ~.) A simile used to describe a high degree of objectivity and reasonableness in the assessment of a product, idea or statement that is neither influenced nor affected by personal feelings or opinions in considering and representing facts.

"This is an incredible report!", Andres exclaimed, holding Lily's completed report on Sub-atomic Quantum Physics in his hand. "You're just saying that to make me feel better," Lily replied, sighing. "What're you talking about? I'm being as objective as a pancake. Seriously," Andres replied.

by TheGiantTitan May 12, 2016

Objective Finance

The best value for Lincoln-Douglas Debate.

Aiden joined LD because he loved the value of Objective Finance so much.

by TP>LD February 8, 2021

objection funk

A cool ace attorney remix with a funky beat

Objection funk is best funk

by raybeez May 20, 2022

Objective Finance per Capita

Objective Finance per Capita is the Concept that Objective Finance, and its associated scores can be measured for the individual, and how they're doing, in order to assess how much better they can make their live/financial situation through the use of Objective Economic Principles in their lives. Usually measured by Dividing your country's GDP per Capita by Its Objective Finance score, then multiplying that by the average of your earnings, before dividing that by the number of digits in your net worth. The Square root of that number should be your Objective Finance per Capita score!

Noah was Extremely surprised to find out that his Objective Finance per Capita score went from 2.4494897 to 2.6061125 over the course of a year

by Obviouslyperson April 27, 2023

conscious objectioner

When an asshole won't play Breath of the Wild.

Has Simon played breath of the wild yet?

No, he's a total conscious objectioner.

What an asshole!
Yeah.

by linkyLinkyLinkalo July 12, 2020