german shuffle

to masturbate furiously,
to knock one out,
to flog the dolphin,
to crack one off,
enjoy a big wank.

"i am going to retire to my work lavatories to enjoy a German shuffle"

by professor snackerson February 01, 2007

German Surprise

n. When a person is recieving head and is about to cum, he does not warn the participant, but rather lets it all out in her throat. She then chokes because of the surprising nature of the matter and then continues to lap it up and finish the job.

"Dude, I totally gave that bitch the german surprise!"

"If you don't shut up, I'm going to give you the german surprise."

by buckeyefever09 April 15, 2008

german candycane

When a woman is on her period, she lets the blood spread everywhere. Then the man takes out his penis, ejaculates onto the menstrual blood, and swirls it around. Thus, creating the candycane effect.

My girl was on her period, so we decided to do a German Candycane.

by The magic man March 09, 2014

german people

some people from Germany

look at all those german people

by Mr Cynical August 20, 2006

german shepherd

the best dog a person could have if they are brought up well as in not abusive. THey're friendly, loyal, and very smart. I would advise getting one(or more) at a younger age.

German Shepherds are the best dogs someone could ever own.

by Coachz June 06, 2005

german snowstorm

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head

"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"

by BBBallA10 February 03, 2007

German Sanchez

When a man takes out his penis after anal sex and then dabs his feces covered Steele Johnson on the woman's upper lips leaving her with a Hitler Mustache

Krieg: how was your night with Sam last night?
Zieg: great dude, I gave her a German Sanchez.

Krieg: oh, dude you know she is Jewish right?
Zieg: whoops

by Bobrossislove August 09, 2016