dolphin punch

When a guy pops a huge wally wiener and pokes someone in the face. Usually the penile poke in the face is more like a jab but tricky experts in the art of dolphin punching have a variety of techniques like the upper cut, windmill, handstand reach around, and my all time favorite the sucker punch. "hey whats that over there", and BAM!!! a slap stick anaconda straight into their cornea. This is usually a prank played on friends, your girlfriend, or maybe your boss. So have fun dolphin punching your way to success.

Jose if you don't shut up i'm gonna dolphin punch you right in your eye.

by Saltbox October 26, 2005

screaming dolphin

when a man takes his finger and thumb, sticks one up the womans ass and one up her vagina and makes them touch

I gave ur mother a screaming dolphin last night.

by Bitchmofo June 11, 2003

Dolphin claw

While having sex doggie style, shove your thumb up the ass and fan up the rest of the fingers like a fin. Then as her back arches and she lets 'ee-ee-ee' squeel, claw up your fingers grab her ass, keeping the thumb inserted.

I was screwing the old lady and wanted to her her squeel so I gave her the dolphin claw

by Jeff DuffKnee October 06, 2005

dolphin kiss

When you are taking a dump, its the splash of water that hits your ass, as it hits the water

I did not need to wipe after that shit because of a nice big ole dolphin kiss

by DANGALANG January 06, 2008

Swimming with Dolphins

An electronic-pop, but also indie band that is known for its skipping techniques that make its songs unique.

Band members:

Austin Tofte
Adam Young (also in Owl City)

I really like this new band, Swimming with Dolphins. It has all of the positive traits of Owl City, but has a new singer with a fresh voice.

by Humbled April 01, 2009

Angry Dolphin

The aformentioned angry dolphin is not correct. The true angry dolphin involves normal sex, as in where the "hrum" is in the "vageen" (according to Borat), and the man proceeds to pull out and insert into the woman's ass. Angered, the woman responds with the yelling of "Enh! Enh! Enh! Enh!!!!" This is basically the sound a dolphin makes. Assuming the chic isnt into anal, she will emit this sound with much anger, but you'll probably do it anyway....because deep down she really wants it.

The dude wss giving intense doggie, and then tried to finish in her ass. She responded with the angry dolphin, but he did it anyway....that bitch.

by Guy La Douche November 30, 2006

Dolphin Dip

When you are having sex with a woman and you "accidently" or on purpose slip out of the vagina and go into her ass. She then makes a noise similar to a dolphin.

Aw man, last night I totaly pulled a dolphin dip on my girlfriend. She was so pissed.

Can be used as Dipping, Dipper, Dipped

by OOOOSNAP November 16, 2008