help not a hindrance

what your mother suggests you be in situations when you're causing a delay, interruption, or some degree of difficulty in her completing some routine task

Mom: I'm trying to finish grading these papers, so can you please quiet down?

Me: pffffffffffffft! fart

Mom: You know, you'd make my life a lot easier if you'd one day decide to be a help not a hindrance.

by Sorry, I mean, excuse me, Mom May 13, 2010

That's not a good sound...

phrase used by Dr Horrible and can be used when an unexpected sound occurs

'Car backfires'

you: " that's not a good sound..."

by Death Knight Mordakai February 4, 2010

i am not a plastic bag

pretentious eco shopping bag that's meant for shallow scenesters who wish to publicly flout their trendy 'green' credentials in a hypocritical, peacockish manner. Expect them to be quietly discarded when they are no longer considered 'cool'.

If all those scenesters and upmarket chavs care so much about the environment rather than appearing fashionable, why don't they just buy less showy, cheaper, nondescript cotton/canvas bags instead of bidding hundreds on ebay for that faddish 'i am not a plastic bag' bag?

by davetwocombs May 14, 2007

This is not a drill

Indicates surprise, shock, disbelief or urgency. Preferably spelled using ALL CAPS. See also: OMG, WTF, For real, Legit

This is not a drill. My dad just road my hoverboard to Chipotle

Miley & Liam are back together. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.

by Rando Kalrizzian April 25, 2016

The Cake Is Not A Lie

The cake is not a lie.....

This is the less commonly heard anti-phrase, of the

popular " the cake is a lie"

suggesting that the said thing is true, or factual.

The "cake is not a lie" can also refer to the realasing of the

game "portal 2" which has not happened yet.

Man: 2012 is the end!

smarter man: the cake is a lie!

smarter smarter man: the cake is not a lie, the cake is delicious.

Man: Wtf?

by thecake'snotalie May 10, 2010

She is not a queen!

A woman you've recently formed a relationship with and wants to take control of your life as soon as you're with her.

John: Dude, my girlfriend doesn't wants me to talk no more with my friends no more.

You: SHE IS NOT A QUEEN!!!!!!

by John Henry II November 8, 2010

Sike! I'm not a Rappa

When you dishin' out some dick but you really need a piss Yell "IM GUNNA CUM," so she turns round and gets her face close to your dick and yell at the top of your lungs "SIKE IM NOT A RAPPA" and then piss all over her face

Her: oh my god your fuckin me so gud
Me: TURN ROUND SLUT IM GUNNA CUM
*she turns round*
Me: SIKE! I'M NOT A RAPPA
*pisses all up in her shit*

by Fiisch June 25, 2017