The most normal post on UrbanDictionary

Yeah this is probably the one and only urban dictionary post you’ll ever see without any swearing or sex related things in it. Don’t mind the sentences below (I have to do them)

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by Whyamiliving November 1, 2019

a normal human being

A person that can pay their bills, has been married, does NOT eat 17,000 ponds of cheese every year, and has a good job.

not me, that’s for sure. a normal human being wouldn’t eat 17,000 pounds of cheese every year and have a wife. not me.

by Cheese Addict January 31, 2020

how much you normally pay?

Something all asian taxi drivers in the UK say when you get in the cab. Must be said with indian/pakistani accent for full effect, and can be very amusing if used correctly. see also:
can i help you my friend?
where u wanting to go?
my brother do it cheap for you!

when serving on the bar or in a shop, try asking 'how much you normally pay?' when a customer asks u how much something is, then laugh at their response

by me old fruity July 1, 2006

normal conversation

A conversation of a socially acceptable topic/nature.

A common conversation.

A frequently used topic of socially acceptable standards used to converse with a broad audience.

Billy:"Hey Jimmy, hows the family?"

Jimmy:"Good, thx for asking. Hows you and yours Bill?"

Billy:"Great, doing great! You have a chance to see the new movie?"

Jimmy:"Ya, it was bad ass!"

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Sal:"Whats the weather looking like tomorrow?"

A Normal Conversation is the social Median as defined by the Majority as being Avarage.

by MD Tron July 2, 2016

Normal

Easy, two lines intersecting orthogonally.

on a Cartesian Coo0rdinate Plane there are three normal planes.

by jimmyjonesjhonson March 11, 2012

Normal

A town in central Illinois, whose name fits all too well. This town is conservative and boring.

Person 1: Have you ever been to Normal, Illinois?

Person 2: Yes. Once. I left immediately.

by That one person guy July 30, 2007

normal

okay, first of all, there are different views of "normal" okay. second of all, being "normal" isn't just about being just like everybody else, well in this world it is i suppose because everyone just follows all of the fashions and pointless stuff like that but, "normal" is just something that your parents tell you that you're not because you prefer to read a book rather than watch television, or you dress differently than others, or that you actually VOICE your opinions rather that keep them to yourself even though young people's opinions hardly count for crap in this world, but everyone's personal views of being "normal" is different. Get over it.

Parent: Why can't you just be normal for a change, you know my friend Mandy's kids aren't like you!

Kids: Well, your friend Mandy's kids are only 5 and 9 and we're not!! and What is "normal" anyways?!"

by **N** December 17, 2004