nob-prick

A person with a split personality and both of them are dicks.
"That Sybil is such a nob-prick"
by Limey_88 September 07, 2009
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Re-nob

When a female does something so repulsive a mans boner becomes inverted and burrows itself within his body. (A reverse boner)
“You’ll never catch be re-nobbing around Ashley”
“Yo Ashley’s fine ass was nice with it, but her friend Helga gave me a fuckin re-nob!”
by Itwasashley October 03, 2020
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riding a nob

the easiest way to win survivor.
Ex.
"Damn, Pavarti is really riding a nob." (Russells)
by meyersonfire March 18, 2019
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slug nobbing

I've not cum yet. He's been slug nobbing for the last ten minutes
by Joe Pepper April 01, 2017
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Nob Trifle

Someone who is a proper nob when no other insult will do!
by James Protheroe November 16, 2007
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Nob-Robber

A woman who gives off that "I'm crazy and could potentially cut off your penis while you sleep" vibe. It is usually more easily identified when the victim is accompanied by close friends.
"Hey Chad, can I steal you away for a sec? WTF, dude? Did you not see her eyes? That chick is a Nob-Robber for sure! Back me up, Paul..."

"Yeah steer clear of her, Chad. She's not worth losing lil' Chazz over!"
by YanniFZ January 19, 2014
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Diesel Nob

Involuntary semi, caused by an unknown mix of vehicle vibration, women and the inevitable smell of diesel fumes leaking in through the back seats on a crappy public transport. Usually happens in a morning on the way to work.
8:30 AM - the bus is packed. It smells of diesel fumes as you sit on the back seat. The bus is old and vibrates like mental. A hot woman gets on the bus and you're suddenly aware of a semi, but you don't know what's caused it. 'Diesel Nob'
by roocifer July 15, 2010
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