jordan the pedo

Raging alcoholics and also sniffs ket and coke every Friday night in the bridge. They call him the horse in a field

Have you seen Jordan the pedo

by Bongs and spliffs September 11, 2020

speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.

Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!

by LouisGDYTUrban January 1, 2022

pedo bowl

The urinal next to the one that is lower to the ground, specifically for children.

Most men prefer a cubical rather than take the risk at the pedo bowl.

by Johnny Green September 14, 2013

Pedo Menu

The bumper stickers on the back windows of SUVs, minivans, etc that show a depiction of every member of the family, (Sometimes pets, too,) with their name below their depiction.

Some pedo menus will even depict a relevant hobby for each child.

You're driving down the road and see a Pedo Menu on the back of the minivan that says Dad, Mom, Jorge, Angel, Paulo, Esperanza, Scruffy, Raider & Uncle Smiley. You see a baseball mitt on one kid, a skateboard on another, and the baby has a halo, (Letting you know that she passed away.)

So now a predator has more info he can use to dupe a victim into trusting him. And why? So the self-absorbed family can jump on a senseless bandwagon.

by Nob Rakes Tooth Re August 29, 2009

Gay pedo

An attractive or creepy older gentleman 18+ who sexually assaults, rapes, touched a little boy for his own pleasure.

I am a gay pedo and I rape little boys.

by Pedoman February 16, 2019

Pedo-ball

Its the only pedophile ball in existence..... its a tennis ball.

The Pedo-ball likes touching people in the nuts... hard...

by Mr. Changalang May 13, 2008

Pedo Pete

The local pedo. He likes children. There’s not much more to it.

Matt: Wow, pedo pete over there is lookin for another minor.

Kyle: *𝒔𝒊𝒈𝒉* indeed. Better not be captain Russia’s kids.

by 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥 𝐁𝐚𝐠-𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐬𝐞𝐫 💰 🏃💨 August 30, 2022