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Outhouse WiFi

In the middle of nowhere, your modem’s

connection to the outside world is only as great as your plumbing solution in rural America, or hillbilly country: antiquated and slightly shitty.
- Typically serves as a noun or adjective to describe a high-ping and/or high-packet-loss —connection to city-based server domains.
Rural Boy: My G**damned connection is actin’ up tonight! I’ll be on the roof a minute.

City Boy: Sounds like you’re suffering from Outhouse WiFi, my man.

(Outhouse-quality gaming)
by yourpalVanguard February 18, 2021
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wifi

I NEED MY WIFI TO PLAY AMONG US!!!!!
by bill triangle August 26, 2021
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Ma wify

Sweat from your crotch runs down your leg, and rots the top of your socks
by Miltilda August 11, 2018
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WiFi Relationship

Fake, superficial, insecure relationship for show. So fake it's like you can see straight through it like a WiFi signal.
1. You know Sarah and Gregory got a WiFi relationship cuz it's so fake you can see right through that shit.
2. Chelsea and Thomas WiFi relationship on 10, they so insecure, they got GPS location up eachother ass 24/7 to ensure that false sense of security.

3. Mitchell and Brittany WiFi relationship so fake, even they air is WiFi.
by Anastasia Huxley July 23, 2017
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wifi win

The act of finding Wifi during dyer needs of information only obtained at the time of needing the internet without data or signal.
After long debate over a trivia pursuit game answer, Joe had a Wifi Win after acquiring access to local wifi to ensure the correct answer over numerous fact checked websites.
by AdverageJoe_Earth August 22, 2017
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Wifi

When you dubbledongel someone so hard under sex and they become a catalyst for wifi connection.
Omg man, i gave her the dubble dongel yesterday, couldnt figure out the wifi password though.. shame.
by kangaroocash August 26, 2020
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WiFi boy

WiFi boy is a boy who ended his mother because of bad WiFi, the tail is one that is very long and important to today’s infrastructure of pop culture. The demise of WiFi boy’s mother sparked the renaissance of new times.
“Bro you remember when WiFi boy floored his mum?”
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