Nerd

One who has no life in the real world sits in front of his computer all day trying to merge the laws of physics for kicks..Then at the end of the day feels happy for all the information they assimulated during the course of the day. That and does not have a girlfriend for she would get in hes way from his noble prize
by particleion September 25, 2003
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Somone who spends countless(literally countless) time on the internet, usually known for using 1337 and spelling words incorrectly for the hell of itusually resulting in living with their mother even after they are 30 years of age.

5 ways to identify one
1. Someone who uses Leet or 1337 (which is leet for..... leet)

2. Somone who uses Lyke, zOMG (what the hell is zOMG) or the combination OMGWTFBBQ (First off, What in the world does BBQ stand for? Its not Barbecue, Second, why put it together? even I had to erase it a few times before i got it).

3. Someone who gets pissed off if you say something bad about another game that they apparently like, even though you were talking to your friend.

4. Someone who either has a very VERY high IQ or someone with a very VERY low IQ, it varies as there are book geeks, who read many books about everything, and computer geeks(and the usual book-computer, who have the rank of very VERY low IQ) who are more useful to society.

5. If all else fails, then... Someone with the stereotypical glasses, plaid shirt, pants pulled up to their armpits, braces, dorky shoes, very skinny, very smart or thought to be smart, and nasly voice.

<(Bonus)> Someone, when writing, who has complete ignorance to english grammer, spelling, and diction(Word choice, Does "I are a 1337 HAXX0R") who makes mistakes, and continues to make that same mistake on purpose, as it destroys the culture and the future generations as mindless walking zombies roaming the earth, using only their computers to think for them. The only thing they know is Up Down Left Right A B (Triangle, Square, X, Circle, L1, L2, R1, R2)
What a nerd.
That nerd is an idiot. (This would be an example of an oxy moron)
by TJunctionSpacerSpacerLan February 11, 2006
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1. Math Major
2. Science Major
3. Thick Glasses/Contacts
4. Never gets laid
5. See: geek
Man! Claire is such a nerd. She wore her huge, boy repellent glasses today and only talked about number theory! How geeky!
by Claire2 February 01, 2011
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1.) A word invented by Dr.Suess in 1950. This word was first used to define a creature in Dr.Suess' book, "If I Ran The Zoo"

2.) A word used as an insult to intelligently advanced person who is usually socially deprived
“And then, just to show them, I’ll sail to Ka-Troo And Bring Back an It-kutch a Preep and a Proo a Nerkle a Nerd and a Seersucker, too”
by minieman22 January 02, 2012
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Nerd (n) :1. an individual that pocesses so much knowledge of a subject that it interferes with their social life , work life , and or just life in general . 2 . a person with an inventive , intellegent , and or obsessive mind that strives to learn as much as they can about a subject (s) and becomes a leader in the study of it .

Nerd/Nerded(v) : the ability to learn or convince someone or organization into believing you know a subject well .
noun

Ex. 1. Tom is such a movie nerd , he’ll never get a second date .
Ex. 2. That nerd spent so much time learning about math and science that he invented a new type of microchip and soon became a millionaire .

verb

Ex. 1 . Joe just nerded his way right into University .

Ex. 2 . Sam can nerd anything up that he talks about .
by Movie nerd April 01, 2012
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Superman Nerd Version? Oh, that's Corey.
by NunyaBEEEEEEEEEES October 20, 2010
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A loose term in this generation. Based on origins of the word, it should be used to identify an awkward or outstanding individual with high intelligence to a point where he/she seems strange and is looked at as an outcast. Nerds are often enticed by hobbies and activities that fit their intellectuality. By today's standards, a nerd typically classifies any imbecile who can figure out how to snap a photo of themselves and post it to a domain like Instagram with tags such as "#NERD." These "nerds" either try to make themselves look silly or more intelligent, neither of which are very effective to anyone with an actual high IQ. Because of this sort of craze, many aspects of what can be referred to as "geek culture" have been ruined. Anyone who wishes to call his/herself a nerd is probably the opposite of the old definition.
I beat that Nerd Stanley with a foam finger until he did my math homework for me, I'm sure to get an A.

These glasses make me look like I'm such a Nerd! How silly!
by Old Froggy May 28, 2013
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