Nebraskan Corncob

This requires early preparation. You have to take a shit(a good long and solid one). Once that is done, you must take it out and put it in your freezer so that it freezes to a stiff popsicle looking object. When ready, take it out and use it to pleasure your girl with it, in any way you want.homemade dildo

For some reason, I couldn't get a boner when my girlfriend wanted to have sex, luckily I remembered that I had a Nebraskan Corncob in the freezer.

by IvanCC March 1, 2009

Neoracist

A person who views race or "group identity" as an individual's most important feature; proactively views the world through a lens of race; a subscriber to Critical Race Theory (CRT).

The Neoracist complained that the local coffee shop was too white and wasnt diverse enough.

by TheAmerican1776 February 3, 2021

Negrant

A derogatory term for a friend

(Over the phone)
Friend:So I kind of borrowed your car last night.
You:Oh okay so when do you think I can get it back?
Friend:Well I sort of crashed it...
You:You negrant...

by fiasdfoaidsnfoiadsnfioasdnfa October 26, 2010

Nebraska Nasty

The act of peein on one's partner during cunnilingus, allegedly in some cases in an effort to stay warm.

Dick and Jane pulled the old Nebraska Nasty one of the nights it snowed last week. She said it was the best ever.

by L&D42 January 22, 2011

Nekoranik

A person who fails at doing parkour and injures themselves. Cutting, breaking, or tearing anything as a result.

Joe: "Dude, I broke my wrist swinging off the basketball rim, I'm such a Nekoranik!"

Alfonso: "Did you see Miguel's video of Terry failing at parkour?"
Lawrence: "Yeah dude! He pulled a Nekoranik!"

by RuralThesaurusII January 6, 2012

neiram

A brown pansexual imp that plays leuge of legends.

damm your being such a neiram

by Dante Alghieri IV January 21, 2022

NEBRASKA FOOD PROCESSOR

Created by some dumbass college guy in an Iowa dorm. The sexual act of having a sexual partner (usually a woman) eating corn. After eating the corn the other partner then eats the undigested corn out of the other partner's ass hole during intercourse.

"Dude, did you see the way Jessica was eating the corn in the cafeteria earlier? I'd definitely give her the Nebraska Food Processor."

"Dude, you're disgusting."

by UIU Speed Team January 30, 2022