Negative Nancy

1.(n) A debby downer
2.(n) A person who's named Nancy and automatically get's offended by the useas an expression

Person1: let's go shopping!

Person2: No I don't wanna...

Person1: Man, you're such a negative Nancy!

Nancy: Hey what do you have against me!! I'm not negative!!! Geeze!!!

Person1+2: ......... Sorry.....

by dgrayman March 3, 2010

Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community

A group of dark skinned brats who dress the same, act the same and are predictable to the point where you could pretty much plot their next move out in a game of chess. They can also be found smoking or drinking excessively. They have the emotional strength of a copper wire and would probably steal copper wires from home depot because they are shiny. They also like to brag about how they live in the hood and are willing to stab or shoot you with a wood chip they pick up off the ground. Not to mention their obsession with using the words "Who you think you talkin' to!?" They are a shame to the African community, they are selfish, rude and aggressive and the thing they will put on the bottom of their list is working or anything productive. The sad thing is they seem to be copying every bit of this from T.V. Is this what Martin Luther King got all those ass-whooppin's for !??!?!?

Chris Rock was right I love black people but I cannot stand Niggas! Or, the Montclair, NJ MHS Negative Black Community.

by The True Anti-Hero November 2, 2009

Negative One

Formerly Lummox #1. The only Lummox known to have had negative points. He was therefore booted from the Lummox and is referred to as negative one.

Negative one lost so may points he was booted out.

by N/A December 19, 2003

positive or negative

Two extremes which help classify each person, place, thing.

They met Saturday. The man complimented her beautiful face telling her her features were those of classic greek or italian women. She thanked each time he found a different way to say that and did everything within her power to create the most positive first impression by speaking perfectly and looking at him lovingly, which he also complimented her on. When by coincidence her mother, father, and brother entered the supermarket, they saw her talking with the man at a table in the eating area and said hello to the girl but did not approach them. Seeing how unattractive the members of her family initially looked to him turned him off, but over the weekend he fell in love with her, and Monday he realized that he considered external appearances unimportant, and that—thinking twice—the members of the girls family were also unpretentious. So, in time he got to know them and like them. Seeing they were poor, a few weeks later, he invited them to be partners in a new childcare business.

Though most people generally agree on what is positive and what is negative, one individual may interpret a thing to be positive, and a different individual may interpret it to be negative. Do you consider that chain of events to be positive or negative?

by but for February 13, 2018

Negative Paper

Pulling something bad off at work, which results in a written reprimand, which ends up on your personal file.

Ah shit man, you shouldn't have done that, "Now your going to end up with some 'Negative Paper' on your file!"

by Merle_Hanson January 27, 2009

Negative Advertising

When a company of any kind makes an advertisement for their competition, in such a way that would cause negative responses.

1. Husband "Oh, hey hun. Just dropped Jake off at daycare."

Wife:"Go get him quick! I just saw on TV that Roman Polanski works there!"

"Oh, calm down, that's just negative advertising."

2. TV Announcer: "Thinking about going to the Stageville Concert Hall this weekend? Well good! Cause Coldplay's gonna be there!"

Man on Couch:"Fuck that shit, I'm going to the place downtown."

Women on Couch: "No, silly. It's negative advertising, it's just cause they know that Coldplay is a sucky motherfucker of a band that deserves to choke on their own cocks for force-feeding us all their whiny bull-crap."

by bamofo69 May 22, 2010

Negative Shorts

When someone's shorts are so incredibly short, they are in fact negative.

Oh my... have you seen amanda's negative shorts? But Kayla certainly takes the gold for most negative shorts.

by TheSharpieCult May 25, 2010