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Nelfie

Name is a portmanteau from 2 other nicknames and was create over 2 decades ago. Doesn't have any affiliation whatsoever with "Selfie's of the nude kind.

Originates from 'Night elf' mixed with Frozie, ending up becoming Nelfie as that was the main race I played in world of warcraft back in vanilla.

The name has been mine ever since, on the majority of the internet this is me, any deviations are stolen.
Person1: That Nelfie guy sure is awesome
Person2: Right?
Person2: I wish I could be like him.
by Nelfie September 26, 2019
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dirty newfie

The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.
My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.
by Salñic October 15, 2017
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Newfie

A person who lives in Newfoundland, usually goes by the name of Brandon, this Brandon character, is in denial about talking like a "newfie" even though we know that he probably sounds like an alien to the people who live on the westcoast. But, newfies are loved, always. <3
" That newfie is sexy! Hes a Brandon. "
by LALALA7389 February 24, 2010
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newfie shot

A newfie shot is the process in which you take a shot, and then immediately after you snort a line of salt. As a finale you take a slice of lemon and ssquirt it in your eye. It is quite entertaining to watch.
Man, did you see jimmy last night? He was doing newfie shots!

He is such a dumbass, I'm sorry i missed it.
by jennifer bennifer October 12, 2009
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Newfie Lottery

When a person from Newfoundland thinks they've won the lottery, but only actually got one number on each line.
Wife: Oh my God, I won the lottery!!!
Husband: No you didn't, you just won the Newfie Lottery, you're a dumbass!
by wopalicious July 13, 2009
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Naffie

The bisexual guy version of Aphrodite. He is full of many talents and special in so many ways. He expresses this creatively vibrantly hoisting himself to the whole world. He's the nicest person you could meet but will punch your jaw out of socket if your hurt him on a pressing matter such as loved ones or things. He is very jittery sometimes and doesn't always take compliments fully to heart but he is the most special person on earth. If you have a naffie don't ruin his trust. If you do this you'll have a diamond rather than some stupid piece of disposable glass.
Damn Naffie sure is working it on the dance floor.

I know I should have respected him more and maybe he'd be dancing in my pants instead.
by Billygoat April 11, 2012
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neff-neff

Neff-neff is Belly-Button fluff. Save enough and you can stuff a pillowcase with it!
I just bought a huge neff-neff pillow. Must have taken 10 years to collect all that shit!
by Uncle Abdul August 17, 2006
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