lawn nazi

overbearing home owners associations that enforce ridiculous maintenance standards, for example, fining you for not maintaining a golf-course-green lawn during drought-stage water restrictions. Also nosy neighbors who report others to the homeowners association. See also yard nazi.

The lawn nazis sent us a violation for planting bermuda grass instead of st. augustine as specified in the homeowners' covnenants.

by kate sweat May 26, 2010

Last Word Nazi

Someone who always needs to put in the last word of an argument, for better or worse, to achieve some minor piece of victory.

"God, let's just stop this stupid argument."

"Yeah, OK. It's like, we both know you're a total hypocrite, so yeah, let's just stop this. Where do you wanna get lunch?"

"God, you're such a fucking Last Word Nazi."

by Patrick George October 26, 2009

Nazi Zombie

Often argued upon whether a Nazi Zombies is worse than a normal Nazi. These Undead Nazi's can break through concrete , wood planks, and other miscellaneous objects. The typical Nazi Zombie is charred and has part of the skeleton showing. Nazi Zombies can be tamed to some extent. It is unknown, like normal zombies, whether you can become infected from sexual intercourse. Nazi Zombies are still Fascist, and so are frowned upon as pets.

Geoff: I hope a Nazi Zombie doesn't break through this window.
John: I agree, a Nazi Zombie breaking through this window will cause definite doom.
Sam: maybe if we board up the windows with inferior wood, and leave gaping holes, they cant get in!
Nazi Zombie: Nerrrrrrrrrrr
Geoff: Aww Crap.

by Nibbsy November 7, 2009

Nazir

really cute guy super athletic really popular most people look up to him many girls like him but he stay loyal to one he is really good in the bed his dick is 6 inches or longer he can be very caring and romantic if he really likes you

"Bro Nazir is the GOAT" said Michael.

by Randompossum October 6, 2019

mask nazi

A person who freaks out when you are not wearing your mask. Even if you take it off for 5 seconds they will freak out and call you a murder.

mask nazi: PuT oN YoUr MaSK NoW. me: shut up mask nazi.

by epicmagaman August 5, 2021

Irony Nazi

At the first use of the word irony, they come swooping in to demonstrate their intellectual superiority, without bothering to check whether the usage was correct or not.

"That is not what irony is!!" said the Irony Nazi.

by JeffMartin July 22, 2008

Ganja Nazi

The United states police force. They will take your weed from you. If those Nazis find some on your person they will search your car for more. Then they take you to jail, becuase we all know weed smokers are dangerous criminals...jajajahaha

hide your bag the Ganja nazis be on our tail

by Tdowns September 7, 2007