ebil noob

a playa who makes u think he's a noob at first but in reality he's not... then he pwns u.

ebil noob (lvl 3): hey man whats up
PKer (lvl 45): lol noob i pwn u
*PKer pwns ebil noob*
*ebil noob logs in with lvl 90 account*
ebil noob (lvl 90): loool now u die u mofo
*PKer gets owned*

by ebilnoob July 21, 2011

Noob city

The best definition writer to ever exist on urbandictionary. Of Noob city’s 4 definitions, all of them are the top definition. Unanimously the G.O.A.T of definition writing

I wish i was as godly as Noob city

by Noob city November 25, 2018

noobscube

A building or place of shelter for noobs to live in; a place of noob residence; their abode; the noob's home.

"After dominating the guy 5 times straight, I got fed up and sent him to the noobscube."

by Saulbak January 14, 2009

Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

by Stevezilla March 19, 2010

noobling

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.

Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz

by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

NoodleTools

An absolute garbage format that teachers make students use to take notes for projects. It's stupidly complex and turns taking notes into more of a challenge than the actual project and the entire website is an absolute joke. When you create a note card you need to cite your source, paste original information, reword the exact same information, and analyze it. NoodleTools should not be a requirement as it takes a simple concept and just turns it into a confusing mess.

God dammit I fucking hate NoodleTools so damn much. There is no point to this whatsoever.

by TheKrupster March 29, 2019

NOOBGOOBER

The act of using the word “Nigger” as a white male in order to feel safe from getting shit on by black people.

Tyrone is a Noobgoober or Kenzie is a Noobgoober

by Jumbo dung September 24, 2019