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Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.
Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.
by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023
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New shirt nipples

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.
"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"
by Plan February 5, 2013
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fed-ex nipples

Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.
"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."
by Sponjizz1930 June 18, 2014
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Cheese puff nipples

Usually on people who have transfered from a cold room to a hot room, their nipples become larger than average and pop out of their clothes making them noticable and puffy.
"Jack just rubbed my with his cheese puff nipples , i almost threw up."
by WongTongShlong April 11, 2015
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Gorilla Nipples

Noun - Having long droopy nipples that hang down and point to the floor. Usually on a male. Often abbreviated to "GN".
Upon seeing a shirtless man with gorilla nipples you exclaim, "Oh shit! GN is in the house!"
by zenscribe July 6, 2006
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Pancake Nipples

Nipples that are often 2 inches or more in size and width usually, once referred to as Silver Dollar Pancake Nipples and then over time shortened to just Pancake Nipples..
That girls tits are so big she has pancake nipples to go along with the size..
by n1nj4Lo March 25, 2010
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macaroni and cheese nipples

A girl who has macaroni and cheese nipples has abnormally long nipples and is lactating. The milk excreted from the nip dries around the end and oozes out uncontrollably, thus looking like day old macaroni and cheese.
Dan: "Dude does courtney have macaroni stuck on her chest?"

Gil:"No dude i think shes lactating. She has an extreme case of macaroni and cheese nipples."
by bLiTcH January 8, 2009
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