Nigel

A bitch

That man right there is a nigel

by HOT DUDE7355 March 5, 2024

Nigel

Nigel is a very great,kind,handsome, and athletic guy. Nigel is a very sweet boy and has very good looks . Nigel is known as a nice loyal person .he always has a girlfriend he treats them right.

¨I wanna be like Nigel¨
¨do you have the Nigel affect?¨

by Uknownnnnnnnnnnnn February 24, 2023

Nigel swoop

When you are doing your hair and it swoops typically used for long hair

Nigel you have that Nigel swoop going on

by Flynigelfly January 2, 2024

Nigel

To appear in the pub moments after a round had been paid for so as to avoid purchasing a beverage other than one’s own.

A pub full of people with full pints- in walks Nigel (who’s covertly been doing laps of the pub and window gazing so as to bide his time and know when to enter in order to minimise round cost).

Should a person enter a public house the moment a round has been acquired it’s colloquially known as “doing a nigel”

The tight, long necked cunt.

by Mccraque December 14, 2018

Nigel

When you fancy a few beverages (Beveraaaage) you can have a Nigel Farage, shortened simply to a cheeky "Nigel".

Oi lads, anyone fancy a Nigel?

by BernardMatthews April 23, 2019

nigel sim disorder

a personality type consisting of the following traits
1. Thinks having long hair and tying it up makes him cool
2. Thinks being stupid and useless and lazy at studies is a personality
3. Loud and attention-seeking, sense of humor of a 12 year old
4. Perms his hair thinking it makes him cooler
5. Puts his entire life story in his instagram bio (schools, full name according to passport, one direction quote with rose emoji)

Wow did you guys see Ethan Wong got a perm the other day?
Yes, I think he has nigel sim disorder.

by bottleneckgf November 9, 2021

Nigel

To nigel is too poop as poop is to nigel.

'Off to visit Nigel' 'Nigel is on his way' '

by Meoownigel April 21, 2023