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Finger Nipples

This is not your ordinary nipple. The nipple is long and skinny resembling a finger. These nipples are usually on fine-ass women with fat asses. You can measure the nipple by putting it between the beginning of two fingers on one hand. The nipple must stick out past the width of the fingers to be considered a finger nipple. These nipples are perfect for sucking on or even jacking off. Legend has it, that two babies can be breastfed on one breast at the same time if it's a true finger nipple.
Yo, I just banged Aubrey, you won't believe this, but her finger nipples were hard af and pierced through her shirt!!
by Coolbreezex82x July 8, 2022
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Hamburger Nipples

When you wear a shirt that rubs against your nipples and your nipple's become raw and chafed, giving the appearance of raw hamburger.
Bro this shirt is given me hamburger nipples.
by BigDaddyBear53 September 10, 2023
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New shirt nipples

When someone forgets to iron out the creases that intersect at the nipples on a new dress shirt. They are seen most often at weddings and other formal events where people who rarely dress up are forced to.
"Check it out! Terry forgot to iron out his new shirt nipples!"
by Plan February 5, 2013
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fed-ex nipples

Nipples that stretch so far out that you could mail them to someone and they would still be attached.
"Did you see Jessica's fed-ex nipples? They go on for miles."
by Sponjizz1930 June 18, 2014
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Cheese puff nipples

Usually on people who have transfered from a cold room to a hot room, their nipples become larger than average and pop out of their clothes making them noticable and puffy.
"Jack just rubbed my with his cheese puff nipples , i almost threw up."
by WongTongShlong April 11, 2015
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Nipplesagger

One who's nipples are huge, and have fat all over them (lard)
Me: HEY there nipplesagger!
Jodi: Sup baby, wanna lick my fat?!
by Xuriz May 30, 2009
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Naples

Naples is a gem, an awesome beautiful and sweet city in the south of Italy. It is a tough city though but so what? You know how to walk a street? Fine, you can go to Naples and enjoy one of the best cuisine in Italy (birthplace of pizza, just to say something that is worldwide famous), a sweet weather and many other things. Again: a lot of history, nice food, beautiful buildings, Diego Armando Maradona (probably the best football/soccer player ever) played in Naples. Don't forget the girls, among the hottest girls in this planet.
- Are you italian buddy? What about Naples? Crime and shit everywhere?
- Well man Naples it is a great city though, you gotta go there when you have a chance, as long as you don't give too much confidence to someone you don't know you'll be cool. Be streetwise, Naples it is awesome.
by robertokeane November 7, 2011
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