double nap

A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.

Hey mate, how was your afternoon?

Best ever. I had a double nap - one after the other!

by reedymetal May 9, 2011

Whiskey Nap

aka passing out. The process by which the consumption of alcohol leads to one passing out, most likely not on purpose. Also, a whiskey nap may follow sleeping with a fat girl, breaking something, crashing a car or robbing a bank and not recalling any of it.

"Dude, Rob is such a bitch, he's taking a Whiskey Nap right now after only three drinks!"
"Yeah man, watching him drink is more painful than watching a kid with autism trying not to freak out with fire sirens going off."

by Numero Two February 23, 2009

struggle nap

Sleep caused by stressing over problems in one's life.

I was so overwhelmed by school, work, and my relationship that a struggle nap was inevitable.

by JavSmi April 16, 2015

Man napped

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.

I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped

by Mine & yours March 24, 2021

Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

Snacks and Naps

This is an activity/lifestyle where you spend an entire day doing nothing but snacking and napping....Then repeat.

This is usually on a weekend.

Marc: "Hey what'd you do on Sunday?"

Allyson Joy: "Snacks and Naps."

or

Marc: "Ally I thought we were going to re-shingle the roof today???"

Allyson Joy: "Bite me, I'm doing snacks and naps, you just woke me, kill yourself."

10-18-10

by Ally Joy October 20, 2010

Crap Nap

The ability to fall asleep in the bathroom stall while doing your duty. A short nap in the bathroom stall.

Man1: "I have a bright red spot in the middle of my forhead because I fell asleep in the stall".
Man2: "Dude, you were taking a crap nap!"

by Anonymous March 18, 2003