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active nap

Used in retirement communities as code for an orgy that occurs during what is regularly scheduled naptime.
Hey Burt, I heard Bernice and Ethel are gonna be at the active nap after lunch. Got any extra Viagra?
by A Rez October 7, 2018
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puke nap

an affliction following an excessive amount of drinking that includes vomiting and a short respite before resuming drinking.

verb (used with or without object), puke nap, puk·ing nap (Slang)
I was day drinking and puked, then took a nap before happy hour.

Arron drank too many mai tais during the timeshare presentation and had to take a puke nap before the birthday party started later that night.
by bruinlover86 April 2, 2019
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Teenage-nap

1)When your teenage friends show up at your house unexpected, and take you away, somewhat forcefully, to some location, because your family was forcing you to do something.

2) When your teenage friend is driving and you have to sit in the car while they do errands and/or drop off other friends before you.
John: Dude I can't go to the party, my parents want me to watch my sister.
Matt: Well then, I'll just have to teenage-nap you.

Jenna: I'm gonna drive to a few places before I drop you home ok?
Maria: Fine but I'm considering this Teenage-napping.
by funnyJill August 8, 2012
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Jean Nap

This is a nap taken to counter severe exhaustion. A Jean Nap is one of those naps you might take after your first day of starting College or a new job. The period of time which it may take up can range from 2-5 hours, but never less than than 1 hour. This is typically a pure blackout.

Also referred to as: “A Jeany”
Him: “Where’s Tyler? I haven’t heard from him since like noon…”
Her: “Oh he said he was going to take a Jean Nap (Jeany).”
by TheRoyalKingBaba December 6, 2022
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Heinous Nap

A nap, taken by accident or deliberately, that lasts 1.5hours or more (usually longer than intended). When waking from a heinous nap, one generally feels groggy, unrefreshed and worse than they did before taking said heinous nap. A heinous nap usually will usually ruin a sleep schedule for several days.
“Mate, I’ve just had a heinous nap from 6pm to 10pm. I’m not gonna be able to sleep tonight!”
by NuggetMan69 January 28, 2021
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Man napped

When you get thrown in a sexy group chat with girls demanding dick pics and don't know how you got there you were man napped.
I don't even know how I ended up in this chat. Yo you were man napped
by Mine & yours March 24, 2021
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Nipple Nap

Dicky: Why Do You Simp For MeganPlays?
Joe: Because I'm a Nipple Nap
by BaconBlue January 27, 2023
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