Nap lag

A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by a tad anonymous April 1, 2008

Nap Trap

The hazardous place where most college students end up when they should be doing to class, but the top bunk looks far too cozy.

"Yeah, I failed Spanish because I skipped the exam. Damn Nap Trap!

by SamBert107 January 5, 2009

Nap-erall

When one takes an adderall then decides to take a nap, waiting for it to kick in.

Zach: Hey have you seen Brian?
Nick: Naw I think he's in his room, snaggin' a nap-erall.

by mehmeto March 31, 2009

nap-tat

When someone falls asleep, or naps, on an item or clothing that leaves an imprint, or temporary tattoo on the surface of the person’s skin.

Juan fell asleep in Health Class and ended up with a big nap-tat that looked oddly like a penis.

by michael o January 19, 2008

Nap Time

A time where naps npappify their hair and tend to other napppy activities

The naps took applied some yellow chalk during nap time

by A Pimp Named Darkness August 4, 2008

nap bag

A person who is so utterly boring it makes you want to take a nap.

Dude, I totally fell asleep in class today because my religion prefessor is such a nap bag.

by megatorial May 19, 2009

nap bread

A slang term commonly used by African Americans to describe the crust formed around the private parts of a dog kept outside.

Also used as a derogatory term towards individuals

Wow look at the nap bread on Fido it's time to give him a bath.

or

Don't worry about her she ain't shit but nap bread.

by Chris Case March 24, 2008