put some joy in my life 

getting to jiggle some boobs or seeing boobs being jiggled in your face.

so we were sitting at the bar and this chick comes up and "put some joy in my life"...

put some joy in my life by dymend June 3, 2009

Memed out of my life 

To say/do something to someone that causes them to stop talking to you.

"Oh, Emma? Yeah, she totally memed out of my life."

Memed out of my life by Gutie5 September 12, 2017

i earn my life 

he do be earning his life doe

dad: i earn my life i earn my life i learned it from my father and i tell it to my wife
kid: dad not again

i earn my life by human i think February 1, 2023

Nut up at the night of my life

Used when something is very good

P1: "Jenny told me I can enter her backdoor dude"
P2: "Oh nice dude"
P1: "Nut up at the night of my life!"

Nut up at the night of my life by lizardkid September 11, 2018

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life 

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020

Bun My Life 

If you were to say 'fml, or fuck my life" it's the same thing but bun means fuck in the Jamaican language, so you would say bun my life.

Tom; I went to the grocery store and jizzed in my pants ... bun my life

Bun My Life by BodMon12 June 14, 2009

you don't know where my life has been 

A phrase yelled at the top of one person's lungs to let everybody know that they have been through tough times.

Duder 1: "So tell me this doggy. Why the hell don't you take your pain meds instead of selling them shits on the street? Isn't your neck fucked up from the car accident?"

Duder 2: "Dude I need the money! I've been through so much shit lately. You don't know where my life has been!"

you don't know where my life has been by westfalia February 9, 2010