a) The WORST creation ever conceived by mankind
b) A pointless app where idiotic youths lip-syncs and move their cameras around to make a career out of it.
c) The only app where you're only allowed to have if you're under 13 years of age.
d) The perfect place for snobby middle-schoolers to be famous by being conventionally attractive
e) Initially the cause of modern cancer
b) A pointless app where idiotic youths lip-syncs and move their cameras around to make a career out of it.
c) The only app where you're only allowed to have if you're under 13 years of age.
d) The perfect place for snobby middle-schoolers to be famous by being conventionally attractive
e) Initially the cause of modern cancer
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Music that has no emotion or musical value and is created to embody and amplify the characteristics of a certain style.
In other words, music that puts technicality, brutality, speed, and complication over the quality and the emotion put into the music.
Examples:
A Power Metal band that musically masturbates will fit as many notes as possible into their riffs and solos. Resulting in a boring rushed song.
A Tech Death band that musically masturbates will also fit as many notes as possible into their riffs, and they will usually palm mute the whole thing and make the riff as hard to play as they can. The drummer will hit the bass drum with a double bass pedal as fast as they can. Resulting in crap.
A Prog Metal band that musically masturbates will create songs as long as possible with as many different riffs as they can make. Often creating boring songs.
In other words, music that puts technicality, brutality, speed, and complication over the quality and the emotion put into the music.
Examples:
A Power Metal band that musically masturbates will fit as many notes as possible into their riffs and solos. Resulting in a boring rushed song.
A Tech Death band that musically masturbates will also fit as many notes as possible into their riffs, and they will usually palm mute the whole thing and make the riff as hard to play as they can. The drummer will hit the bass drum with a double bass pedal as fast as they can. Resulting in crap.
A Prog Metal band that musically masturbates will create songs as long as possible with as many different riffs as they can make. Often creating boring songs.
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Get the Musical Whore mug.An app where you film yourself lip syncing, acting and/or dancing to songs. Only cringey people still do it. It became a big trend in and died in 2016. As of 2017, Musical.ly is still available, it only died in the sense that dabbing and bottle flipping did.
Maddy: Oh my god, look at Emerson.
Emily: Is she seriously filming a Musical.ly with her iPad?
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Emily: If you think that's cringe, look at Jordan and Bonnie.
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*laughter*
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Emily: If you think that's cringe, look at Jordan and Bonnie.
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