A Cambodian Mustache

Whilst performing oral on a female she suddenly evacuates her bowels on your face.

I was goin down on your moms and she lost bowel control and inadvertantly gave me a Cambodian Mustache.

by Fat Gold Chain August 30, 2007

Mustache Ride

When a woman rides your face with her vagina.

Who wants a mustache ride?

by WAC February 16, 2003

Mustache Ride

A guilty pleasure most women share.

Women want you to think mustaches mar male facial aesthetics but in reality they all just wanna perpetrate a deep, orgasm-inducing grind on that Selleck, Handlebar, or Swanson.

Clean-shaven men should watch out--this is the age of the Mustache Ride.

Jack: Ride that stache, ride that stache, whatever possessed you to ride that stache? You said it was a turn off!
Esmeralda: I don't know what came over me, baby! Please forgive me.
Jack: Maybe after the wax works its way off your peach, you'll have lived down this fateful mustache ride.

by Gus Arnold June 7, 2013

dirty mustache

When a man with a mustache jerks off too violently and cums all over his lip fur.

Joe came to work today with a dirty mustache, he must have forgotten to clean up when he was done.

by Cuntpuntking January 4, 2014

Ass Mustache

A strip of hair running down the crack of his/her ass. Often found on Italian/Greek men and nasty fat broads.

"So did you finally fuck Jen last night?" "No she bent over to take her pants off and I noticed some toilet paper stuck in her ass mustache." So I ran.

by JonRambo March 3, 2009

montana mustache

The act of wiping your finger on your sweaty balls and rubbing it on someones upper lip

ex: Josh just montana mustached Keith

by The Mustache King April 15, 2005

Devils Mustache

Performing cunnilingus on a woman during her menstrual cycle without her wearing a tampon.

Earning your red wings is child's play, come talk to me when you get your Devils Mustache.

by LaneBigWood April 13, 2010