Robbie's mum

A women who is willing to wank off the entire rugby team because they said they needed their cocks cleaned. Usually a very nice lady but thick as shit. She probably likes art and cooking. you'll never see her do anything else.

"er, Joe" said Robbie's mum

by the dark lord October 18, 2018

ur mum

when ur british friend tries to roast you

when u insult your british friend they will most likely say this to you they will say "I know ur mum is tho."

by lizzie.io December 20, 2019

Ya Mum

Nickname for a female birth-giver that is used to indicate that so called mum is quite Dank.

Ya mum looks like a deranged gorilla.

by Mr McDinguserrill April 7, 2020

mum battle

see mom battle for the correct definition...

to see an example, check out mom battle...

by ;)Doors Fan 0069 July 12, 2004

ya mum

also candice

what else

ya mum is ya mum also

"joemama"

"ur mom"

"your mom"

"adult"

by someone else thats not u fan October 6, 2021

jethros mum

A fucking fat bitch just like her fat ass son, she only eats junkfood and has type 4 diabetes.

you are as fat as jethros mum

by havnt_killed_myself_yet October 22, 2023

Highgate Mum

A disparaging term used to refer to a certain clique of north London, white, liberal, middle-aged mothers. They can be seen frequenting Gail's, Hampstead Heath, brunch, and attending yoga and pilates. They are known to be 'right-on'- meaning they empathise with their children on issues such as inequality and climate change, while simultaneously driving an oversized 4x4 to drop little Tom and Eva off every morning at their £20,000 a year private school.

1: Have you been keeping up with Susan on FaceBook recently?
2: Yeah she's become a real Highgate Mum ever since she started shopping at Waitrose

by MultiTrack June 26, 2021