Mother You Avoid
Short: Opposite of a MILF
Long: A whiny, bitchy , over-concerned female that generally seems to be determined to make your day miserable.
A Moya is always the first to enter a parent-teacher conference and always the last to leave.
Being always on edge when it comes to her children , she will bug you endlessly about the dangers of Jenkem , Marijuana and chocolate till you agree to forswear those vices for the rest of your life.
While she might look good on the outside , her incessant , (often ignorant) whiny chatter forestalls any romantic advances immediately.
Another of the traits by which is Moya is characterized is the her technical illiteracy combined with her unwillingness to listen.
Short: Opposite of a MILF
Long: A whiny, bitchy , over-concerned female that generally seems to be determined to make your day miserable.
A Moya is always the first to enter a parent-teacher conference and always the last to leave.
Being always on edge when it comes to her children , she will bug you endlessly about the dangers of Jenkem , Marijuana and chocolate till you agree to forswear those vices for the rest of your life.
While she might look good on the outside , her incessant , (often ignorant) whiny chatter forestalls any romantic advances immediately.
Another of the traits by which is Moya is characterized is the her technical illiteracy combined with her unwillingness to listen.
<RandalSmith>: Yesterday we had a Moya at our store who wanted to by an Ipod for her son ... -.-
<LadyOnyx> XD , I think you should be glad you survived your experience .. :P
Principal: "Since somebody planted the rumor of LSD in our schools swimming pool , my Office is constantly under siege by the Moya's .
<LadyOnyx> XD , I think you should be glad you survived your experience .. :P
Principal: "Since somebody planted the rumor of LSD in our schools swimming pool , my Office is constantly under siege by the Moya's .
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