whack n' mow

Spanking the skank thermometer whilst shaving your girls bush

Me and the lady be having a whack n' mow tonight at the tasty freeze.

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL May 4, 2017

mow-chow

Verb, meaning to eat quickly or in large proportions

Emily was about mow-chow the entire pizza as if she hadn't eaten in days.

by KevieKev January 25, 2011

Mow-job

Any yard work performed with the promise of oral sex as compensation

Joe: "How much did you earn doing yard work today son"
Billy: "Only $20, but I was orally abused by the lady in the house down at the end of the street."
Joe: "Ah, nothing like the summer mow-job"

by samweis August 25, 2011

Mow

The worst 'friend'. He is narcissistic and has no real friends. Also he is a lawn mower.

hi
hi i am mow
Go away

by David Jr III February 8, 2020

Mowe

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.

Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"

by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018

Mow

(noun) for Weed; Bud; Marijuana
Created in reference to grass
(verb) to "mow" is to smoke weed

"Can I cop some mow later?"
"Let's meet up later and mow."

by dadi_myke May 6, 2019

Mow previous

Something or someone who is being lame, weird or not cool.

“That test in math was so mow previous, I didn’t understand anything on it!”

by Wickedwitch18 February 17, 2025