Mooke

Isolated species of college dorm life; a male Human/Monkey hybrid. Known for its affinity to bananas, counter strike, and backdoor baptists.

Damn, that Mooke sure is one crazy cool monkey man... Go monkey man, Go!

by Rick July 20, 2005

mookies

A nice pair of big tits.

Cor, look at those mookies

by comfy November 11, 2006

mook

A person who believes fake news.

Someone gullible enough to believe a news story without assessing whether it comes from a credible source.

"He only read the headline and believed the story was real; what a mook!"

by urbandiktionary May 23, 2017

mooking

to be joking or kidding.

You gotta be mooking me.

It's a joke. I am just mooking with you.

by dietsoda September 11, 2011

Mook

A hit of a bong bowl packed with tobacco and weed either layered or mixed. Usually results in a mookface and/or becoming a mook goblin.

Take a mook and walk a mile is something you can't do!
I like to walk around with my mookface!

by Large Feline January 8, 2019

fuckin mook

A person who's a member of the Red Sock nation for the sole reason of wanting to be in the Red Sock nation. He doesn't know the difference between a fastball and a curveball but will argue to the death that the Red Socks are the best team ever.

Fuckin Mook: Big Papi is the greatest player in the universe!!!

Normal Person: The man can't even play first base. And he gets winded after running 30 feet.

Fuckin Mook: Fuck you. Cowboy up! Bloody Sock!!

Normal Person: Bucky Dent.

Fuckin Mook: Who?

Normal Person (shaking his head): What a fuckin mook.

by njyankee1 March 16, 2009

mook

Someone who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles

Your breath smells like farts. Are you a mook?

by Hannibal Cannabis February 28, 2018