moons

years, used in the bay area aka the yay area

i've known my man devin for many moons

by Sonny Black aka stic boi July 24, 2006

monistat

a medicine for treating nasty girls vaginas (yeast infections) that have fug nasty output

symptoms of a yeast infection include THICK, WHITE, AND LUMPY VAGINAL DISCHARGE SIMILAR TO COTTAGE CHEESE

Shes been brewin some of her homemade cottage cheese so I think ill buy her some Monistat.

by i <3 cottage cheese May 16, 2005

The Moons

A pseudo gang started in Richlands NC. Consists of 10+ members. Rivals of The Suns.

'Isn't that *Name omitted*?"
"Yeah, hes in The Moons."

by The sinful Dr. May 3, 2009

moonie

Slang originating in the 1970's for a member of the Unification church aka WorldCARP, created by Rev. Sun Myung Moon. He claims to be the reincarnation of Jesus Christ and equal to God. Moonies often target young, clean, ambitious people for their cult. They often use shady practices but claim innocent motives (world peace, anti-communism, etc).


Fast Facts:

They control over financial 1000 organizations around the world including the Washington Times.

Sun Myung Moon is highly superstitious, and uses psychics and occultic rituals for guidance.

Marriages are often arranged, and are sometimes used for people to gain citizenships in other countries. Newlywed couples are even told what positions to use for sex.

Moon wants to establish a New World Order and believes Koreans are the divine race.

"The whole world is in my hand, I will conquer and subjugate the world."
(Sun Myung Moon, Master Speaks, May 17, 1973)

These moonies keep asking me if I want to take a "survey", why don't they just leave me alone already!?

by Francisco March 9, 2005

moonshadow

Ancient god who is said to ride into battle on a black dragon. Attacking without mercy, killing all. Before he became a god he was said to be squire to the dragon god.

Moonshadow has slain once again.

by whiskey pete April 12, 2005

Mooning

Being AFK on Facebook, long enough that a moon shows up by your name.

Jake: "Man, Jackie is always Mooning."

James: "I know I wish she wouldnt leave facebook on all day!"

by TheGreenLing June 2, 2011

Mooninites

Two characters from another planet, off the show Aqua Team Hunger force.

"Suspicious objects found throughout Boston after morning bomb scare" -- Mooninites. Stupid ass police department and Mayor.

by Dat nigga D February 4, 2007