Hannah Montana

1. A huge, horrible shit that fights on the way out. Usaully comes out sideways.

2. A crappy, crappy television show that's the star of Disney Channel. It will melt your brain and make your eardrums burst. May also cause suicide.

3. An equally crappy singer with a fake accent and a really manly voice. Probably commits incest with her father. Seriously one of the biggest harpies on Earth today. She also brainwashes children and eats puppies for breaksfast. Known as the Walmart child.

1. Him: Owwww, holy crap that was a big shit I just took! My ass hurts so bad!
Me: Yep, you just had a Hannah Montana.

2. Him: Wtf is this shit? What's up with all the fake laughter???"
Me: Oh, look, Hannah Montana's on! Cover your eyes!

3. A Hannah Montana song: Oooooo, yeah!!! Yeah yeah yeah! Rock on! oooooo!
Me; *commits suicide*.

by baseballbats2021 March 10, 2009

montannah

Montannah is usually a girls name said mon-ta-nah. They are usually very beautiful on the inside and out. They are known as a social butterfly and can be a major flirt!

Damn that montannah is loud!

by Name maker September 16, 2013

Morano

To shit while standing because you're too manly to sit like a girl.

I woke up this morning with twice as much chest hair because I drank so much jaeger last night. My day took a turn for the worse though when I tried to capitalize on my new found manliness and Morano. I fell backwards, split my head open on the bathroom door and got shit everywhere!

by ja mccaff August 30, 2010

Montana roadside surprise

In any state, you get pulled over and in order to get out of a ticket you seduce the state trooper (gender not important) and bang them on the side of the road.

(person 1) haha I got pulled over but I pulled a montana roadside surprise; no ticket bitches...
(person 2) NICE!

by coolkidjf7 May 19, 2009

montana potato

when a girl licks a guy's sack and junk to get his precum to cover his balls like butter

no example needed of a montana potato

by lolcrack April 26, 2014

moranic squat job

Useless dumb pile of shit/ majestic fucktard/ cumguzzeling queen.

James is a moranic squat job.

by Cumguzzelingqueen2000 May 11, 2016

Montana pretzel

The act of two men simultaneously penetrating each others buttholes with their penis. In doing so their bodies intertwine like a pretzel.

Bonem had a lot of Montana pretzels in college.

by Kandykane69 October 26, 2016