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two monkeys fucking a football

When a pair of people are having extreme difficulty performing a task. Usually due to the complexity or physical effort of the task involved. Or the inability to get their efforts coordinated enough to complete the task.
Did you see those two trying to get that riding lawnmower off of that pickup truck? They looked like two monkeys fucking a football.
by slipsheet December 13, 2004
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Money Fucked

When you make an investment and it doesn't turn out so you have less money than you did before. (screwed over with money)
CS Player 1 "I bought an AWP in last round and died, now I don't have enough money to buy a gun this round."
CS Player 2 "You got money fucked"
by caffeineTX May 7, 2011
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Money Fucker

One who does something only for money without any care for anything, similar to a bitch and a slut, and it can also mean lust, which in this definition means how much of a big showoff the idiot is with his or her money
50 cent is a bitch flashin his money in his music, I Get Money
Straight to the Bank, Piggy Bank, he's such a Money Fucker

Hey im Paris Hilton and I want to tell everyone how rich I am, and can do anything I want because I almost got away from prison because im such a Money Fucker
by Ignoranus September 15, 2007
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Money-Fucking Spenderbitch

A person who taps your card and drains your bank account with no regard for Christ. More commonly known as a gold digger.
1. “Bro, you have to drop that ho, she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
2. “Duuude, I just started dating this girl Brittany. She gives great sloppy-toppy, but I think she’s a Money-Fucking Spenderbitch.”
by coolrichard32 February 11, 2019
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monky fucker

1. Some one that has sexual intercourse with monkeys.
2. Also used as an insuly.
1. "That man is a monky fucker!"
2. "Piss off you dirty 'monky fucker'!"
by Chris Clark May 13, 2005
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money fucker

people who work for banks, credit card co.s insurances or any place where a lot of money is being scamed from people.
these people have devoted there life to greed and worship of money.
those money fuckers just layed another fee on me.
by Deep blue 2012 August 15, 2009
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