Malta Goya

A substace so terrible that it's creators should be murdered, or worse, forced to drink it themselves.

Used for cruel games of truth - dare
Also used for cheap stomach pumpings

Example: 1. I dare you to drink this Malta Goya
2. I'ld rather impale myself on a fencepost like James did!

Example: 1. Dude! you just drank petrol
2. Woops, better get the malta goya out

by Ashier November 15, 2009

moetard

A fucking stupid person who has no smarts and we would be better off with out them

That fucking moetard is not worth my time

by Stupid hillbilly March 31, 2017

Molano

The act of a man giving or receieveing oral sex from another man

Wow zach and eric molano all the time.

by Thomas ccc August 4, 2010

Mdou Moctar

an upcoming psychedelic guitarist from the west African nation of Niger. He says he was inspired by the late Eddie Van Halen but his style is more modern psychedelic with some regional Saharan musical flavorings. He is outstanding, and innovative. He's getting some media attention in the rock press. His shows are filling up the clubs. His lyrics are often in his language Tuareg, but his CD lyric sheets are translated into English for our benefit. His lyrical themes are generally about life in the western Sahara, the struggles that the Tuareg and other ethnic groups face in the region and his Islamic faith. He is a 'third world' musician that Peter Gabriel seemed to have overlooked.

1. In 2019 I went out to a Mdou Moctar show in my city. I got to meet him and his band, the joint was packed to the max and we were thrilled! The set was short but sweet, he had only ONE CD out ('Ilana the Creator') and I have a copy. He also was selling DVDs of a movie that featured a Tuareg version of the 'Purple Rain' soundtrack. I didn't buy that one because my computer doesn't play DVDs from the west Africa time zone, just like it won't play German DVDs. Rats!

2. During the lockdown, Mdou Moctar and his band made a new CD 'Afrique Victime'and released it last year to universal acclaim. Rolling Stone magazine gave it a four-star rating out of five. Check it out.

3. I was saddened when I heard Van Halen on one rock station in my car and the DJ said 'we'll be back after commercial break'. I then heard Van Halen on another station, then another and it was deja vu - just like when Prince died. All over the dial. I thought, 'Oh shit! Eddie's dead.'. I had seen Van Halen years before and another musical icon of mine had died. Eddie was a major guitar hero but there are two now that we need to know. Tom Morello of RATM (I saw him subbing in at a Springsteen show and he is WHACK!) and there's Mdou Moctar. Check them BOTH out. Rock'n'roll forever!
4. Mdou Moctar being a Nigerien is a black man and he plays guitar left-handed just like a famous Black American guy, uh hhh- uh, lemme think! Who's that guy? C'mon, it's on the tip of my tongue! Uhh, can somebody tell me???? ; )

by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 25, 2022

Malta

A wannabe modern country. It is an Island in the middle of the Mediterrean Sea... similar to a turd floating in the middle of the toilet.
Filled with stupid fat people, crappy political parties, norman lowell and just a lot of wannabe western and modern shops people ....anything really.
It sucks especially since i cant find any shop that stocks shoes in my size... big people where shoes too.

Malta sucks dick
The Hamallu and the Tal-Pepe are indigenous to Malta and Gozo

by Stalker the shadow of chernoby June 24, 2009

Malta

An island of Italy that isn't technically of Italy

X: Why Malta isn't Italy
Y: Yes. Yes, it is.

X: ma se Malta è vicina all'Italia, troppo piccola per essere uno stato autonomo, i suoi abitanti parlano italiano e non si sentono più vicini ad altre culture... perché non è italiana

Y: lo è.

by Il vero sas July 2, 2021

Moldava

Moldova not Moldava! It is a Country Between Romania and Ukrain (based on the geographics of 2005). Moldavian People are an ethnic group of people. About 200 D.C. to 1300 years ago the lands today called Moldova and Romanian Moldova were one part of the slavic lands that were called Tivertsi! They spoke the slavic language and were not different from Russians. After years pased the Dacian tribes and Tiverian tribes mixed. From them became the descendants the Moldovans. They speak mostly latin language called Moldavian in Moldova but Romanian in Romania. It is wrong to consider Moldavians as brothers of Romanians. Moldavia existed since 1400's but Romania was the name of the country that United Wallachia and Moldova in 1800's. ( I think 1859).
Stefan Cel Mare was one of the most popular Moldavian Prince.

Never Call a Moldavian a "Romanian".

Not Moldava but Moldova first of all. Moldavian a person with Russian culture and Latin language.

by Tiverits December 25, 2005