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Yes Mistress'd

"John got yes mistress'd last night by his skank wife."
by pandaexpresshoneybun August 7, 2025
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Denki's Mistress

A huge Denki Simp who thinks they’ll meet him one day 🥲

Ex: The person who is writing this ;D
I’m Denki's Mistress— JIROU BETTER BACK UP
by DenkisMistress March 7, 2021
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murder house mistress

Murder house mistress is a fellow tiktoker who makes many videos of ahs not only are they a really big fan of American horror story but they are also married to Evan Peters
Person 1: “Who’s murder house mistress?”
Person 2:” only the best tiktoker in history!”
by 7 wonders March 27, 2021
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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but we fucked anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire.
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.
My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire
by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022
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Johnsonian hole misdirection

1. A reason for the disastrous 2024 election result cited by a mysterious ex-ministerial source.

2. The silhouette of an overweight man with huge feet and a huge nose, combining stereotypes of both a clown and the mythical liar, pinocchio.

3. A disguised insult in which the speaker appears to be suggesting that a particular person was sorely missed, when in fact the speaker is saying the person is and always was an (arse)hole or similar
A senior ex conservative minister blamed the parties trashing in 2024 on a Boris Johnson shaped hole - a Johnsonian hole misdirection that was picked up by the Tory-supporting press. At face value the ex-minister was bemoaning Boris Johnson's absence, when in fact (s)he may have been laying the blame at the door of Mr Johnson while implying that the man may also be a chocolate starfish in human form.
by gav-wan July 8, 2024
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