Mindied

When one of your friends hooks up with a person that you have a crush on/wanna date.
Inspired by Tana Mongeau who told a story about one of her friends (nicknamed Mindy) who hooked up with a guy that she fancied.

I totally got mindied by my bff: she had a one night stand with that guy I've been texting...

by Dramaqueenbee July 11, 2023

Minimizing Slavery

Religious people do it all the time in defense of the bible! See LITERALLY ANY apologist when speaking about Leviticus. "It's not CHATTEL SLAVERY like in America. It's the better version of slavery!"

Hym "Is it minimizing slavery to say that I work for little more than food and housing? I spend all my money on food, AT THE PLACE I WORK and am essentially working for free because they have effectively outsourced the feeding and the housing OF me to ME and the benefits and security and personal agency I'm SUPPOSED TO HAVE under the auspices of 'Freedom' are not a thing that exist for me. I am LITERALLY in a situation from which I either need to escape from or endure."

I-dot "You're undermining slavery in America!"

Hym "Nothing I'm saying has any effect on historical American slavery! It happened. Neither of use were there. BOTH OF USE ARE HERE NOW AND WE BOTH BENEFIT FROM THE REMEDIATION OF THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT! You motherfuckers need to USE YOUR OWN SHIT-BRAINS to contextualize the things I say so I don't have to keep doing it for you! Not everyone has the problem you're having. Have you heard the term 'wage slave?' You're argument is literally 'Talking about implicit bonded slavery (in that I have to give myself to a business owner (regardless of my quality of life or needs) to pay off the perpetual debt that accrues by nature of existing) undermines chattel slavery' WRONG! Both can be bad! You don't have a monopoly on things that are bad! And it's the REGARDLESS OF QUALITY OF LIFE AND NEEDS PART that makes it akin to slavery. Bonded slavery and NOT the one that I'M NOT FUCKING TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW! JESUS CHRIST! DO YOU WANT A BETTER QUALITY OF LIFE FOR THE WORKING CLASS OR NO!? JESUS!"

I-dot "Then get a different job!"

Hym "THAT'S 'ESCAPING' FUCK-FACE! YOU'RE TELLING ME TO ESCAPE THE THING I'M TALKING ABOUT AND THEN SAYING I'M MINIMIZING SLAVERY! OHMYGOD YOU ALL FRUSTRATE ME!"

by Hym Iam August 11, 2023

Miniminter

Lanky millionaire sex offender

Me:”have you seen minister”
Random person:”do you mean that lanky millionaire sex offender miniminter?”

by Joetomo11 September 12, 2023

.miniiverse.__

this is my pookie wookie bear, and I love her very much. We all need a pookie wookie bear, I found her on the side of the road 🤞

.miniiverse.__ told me she twerks to the Seungmin pc I gave her, I don’t know if it’s true…

by missgirlthefuck October 24, 2023

minisics

minisic - a short song, a mini tune
minisics - a set of short songs

derived from the terms "mini and mu-sic"

why are these songs so short?

because they are minisics loser 🤦🏽 ♂️

why is this song so short, lame, boring, giving me absolutely nothing, leaving me here starved and wanting more?

cause its a minisic dumbass 🤦🏽 ♂️

by mostobscureprofiletoexist January 9, 2024

minikirt

Mini skirt.

Im gonna wear that minikirt for my birthday party

by canuk.c February 11, 2024

Minilicious

A uniquely delightful presence and/or energy but respectfully, don't disturb her vibe cause she can be jus as vicious too.

She went all minilicious on me when I asked her to repeat herself.

She's minilicious..cause u never know which one u gone get that day. The licious or vicious one.

by Minilicious or Minivicious March 6, 2024