Full Blown Mercenary

When something is so good the only way it can be described is Full Blown Mercenary

That was Full Blown Mercenary Greg

by Callum Adams April 16, 2020

Ryan the Mercenary

The living, breathing, definition of disappointment. There are no words to describe the reign of tyranny imposed by the redundant and incessant amount of sheer luck this freak of nature possesses. He's horrible. I hate him.
- CT

Ryan the Mercenary is a bitch.

by Ryan the Mercenary February 8, 2021

Chris VAn Der merwe

a Fluffy guy that likes to eat hardly shares and makes strange noises while eating

another word for Chinese dick

hey its's chris van der merwe we him Rollin over with his Chinese dick

by ferdiedadysboy July 21, 2022

Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023