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Mario Merisor

This man or woman is simp and fat and retarded he dont respect himself he only simps for Lentila and for Pati

femeia-barbat este simp si gras si retardat nu se respecta de sine si simpuieste pentru lentila si pati
:Hey mario merisor how are u?
:stfu i love pati
by E SEBBBA June 8, 2022
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le merde

John Doe: Hey, do you want to go to the restaurant?
Fishy Doe: Can we go to Le Merde?
John Doe: Yeah, sure
by BabbleBoy January 29, 2023
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Creme de la merde

A play of words on "Creme de la creme" meaning "Cream of the cream", this quite literally means "Cream of the shit", for use in describing the worst of the worst of the worst, as invented by a bored French Student one day.
"I'm going to drop all hell on Marketing, I need you to find the "Creme de la merde" of your office to send over there, okay?"
by Peter O'Connor July 8, 2007
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merks

Noun, plural. Women who taste bad when you go down on them.

Roots in the word "merkin," a Shakespearien word referring to a women's pubic wig designed to cover up venereal diseases.

As in: "Do you take my beard for a merkin?"
oh my god, were you guys just talking about merks? the worst was when the other day...
by Dildo Phil November 26, 2007
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bordel de merde

litteraly : "whorehouse of shit" it is a superlative of "merde" (shit ..turd) but used in a extremly disapointed situation example: a guy found out his girl getting pound by other men would say: " mais on etait supposés etre fidels l 'un a l'autre bordel de merde!! ( fuck!! we were supposed to be faithfull to eachother)
mais on etait supposés etre fidels l 'un a l'autre bordel de merde!! zut crotte putain
by moaddib June 6, 2015
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bugger and merde

An combonation of two exclamations of bad things (bugger= litterally to sodomize, but said usually like "dammit". merde= french for shit)

Bugger and merde is usually used as a random exlamation of general saddness, a bad occurence, or pain.
Bugger and merde, my bloke dumped me for that tart in fifth form!
Bugger and merde, the painting WILL NOT STAY STRAIGHT!
Bugger and merde, I just jammed a nail through my hand!
by Le belle demoiselle December 20, 2006
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Merd

A portmanteau ( I hope I spelled it right) of Mexican and nerd. The merd in question is not necessarily Mexican or Mexican-American, but because ignorant people like to call Latinos Mexican, then, any Latino who:

-Hangs only with other Merds or with the (Asian) Nerds (A MUST)
-May or may not have Yellow fever
-Doesn't listen to Rancheras, Durangese, or any other typical Latin music
-Cannot get girls (or at least not Latinas...yuumm)
-Socially inept (Optional)
-Knows too much about computers (some IT- guys can still get laid ie Bill Gates)

is considered a Merd. This definition is brought to you by a son of a bitch who decided to make this word up.
Diego is Merdy. He can't dance, thinks a girl is hot just because she's Japanese, hangs out with Chinese nerds, doesn't party and thinks Rancheras suck.
by Peter the Pervert September 6, 2011
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