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Men Meeting

A Men Meeting is a “Circle Jerk” all members will put their phones in the middle (sometimes with porn sometimes without) and perform a Circle Jerk
You going to the men meeting tonight? I hear all the men are going
Men Meeting by Acton-man July 17, 2020
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Zoom Meeting 

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.
“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.
Zoom Meeting by ZombieManager April 5, 2022

Post-Meeting Collapse 

The inevitable reduction of effort after a great meeting that ultimately ruins momentum and places the team further behind schedule.
We were making good progress, and that meeting went great. Unfortunately afterwards everyone suffered a bad case of post-meeting collapse, and nothing has been done since then.

Death Match Meeting 

When a superior(manager) schedules any meeting over lunchtime without providing lunch and/or does not allow food at the meeting.
My manger just scheduled a death match meeting. I will be lucky to eat today.
Death Match Meeting by jojob September 25, 2009

Late for a Meeting

Something you say when you don't want to stop to talk to that annoying person in the office who never stops talking about things you aren't interested in.
Joe: "Hey Marla, how are you this morning"?

Marla: "Great Joe! Sorry can't talk now..I'm Late for a Meeting".

Pre-Estimate Meeting

An extremely valuable meeting with all of the best minds at the table to ensure all the right specifications and customer requirements are in place so that we can estimate and price the work effectively in order to win the work. (For the sake of efficiency - these meetings should be held after the structural designs have either been approved or we are 92% sure that the design will be approved)
This morning we went to the pre-estimate meeting after the structural design had been approved! It was so fun and there was a lot of amazing information gathered!
Pre-Estimate Meeting by TJBoissinot February 24, 2022