aunt martha kiss

When you give a half lip, dry, side kiss to someone with no passion or feeling. Like you would your 'Aunt Martha' when she comes to town.

I walked in the door and she gave me an 'Aunt Martha kiss'. I was like "Ewww, so it's like that now?'

by Chucks5150chucks5150 December 6, 2017

a martha

Telling an unfunny joke or a joke that doesn't make sence

"You just did a martha mate"

by Faceofjeff April 21, 2018

St.marthas

A living hell (Period)

St.marthas is a living hell

by Ihateschoolperiod September 6, 2019

The Malthe

The Malthe is when you are having sexual intercoarse with a man and all of a sudden he starts to put toothpaste on his dick. He then starts to chew on is dick to eat the toothpaste.

Person 1 - Have you ever performed "the Malthe"
Person 2 - Yes my breath is very good now

by KneeGrow44 September 17, 2021

ever since martha left

*sobbing uncontrollably*

I cant take it anymore ever since martha left *sobbing uncontrollably* *gun shot* boom

by lord of shredded cheese June 27, 2020

manthem

The Manthem is the song used in the new Burger King commercial.

I am man, hear me roar. My hunger's to big to ignore and I'm too hngry to settle for chick food.(beginning of manthem)

by Mr. Scruffalupagous May 16, 2006

Martha

An actual queen who has an amazing fashion sense. And is beautiful inside and out! She's always up for hanging out with friends and also loves just having fun! But sometimes she can be in for trouble as well. She can have as many friends as she wants but prefers to have a few really close friends and has everyone else in the friend zone. Martha will do everything with her best friends! She's also the most amazing and pretty girl you can ever meet! So if you have a martha in your life you are really lucky!

Teacher: martha will you mills go and get some glitter please?

Martha: sure miss!
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Friend: wanna sneak inside?

Martha: of course!

by Meaningofnames113 June 25, 2018