matias martina

somone who does not like to eat women. He is sexy which compensates for the size of his penis.

Person 1: Wow had sex with my befriend last night, he is such a Matias Martina.
Person 2: he didn't go down on you? Wow! I didn't know it was that small!

by Matias Martina May 14, 2015

Mattship

The worshipping of a guy named Matt it can happen to anyone, causing you to do anything for the Matt its a worrying disease that can take over your life.

Matt: Will you come over tonight? 😉
Girl(who's Mattshipped): Anything for you... Ahh

Witness: That poor girl is suffering from Mattship disease

by Piggycheese July 31, 2016

malits

Came from the Spanish word malito. Means that a person is "special" and needs help. (or they're very dumb)

You're such a malits ____. Get some help!

by Epic Eagle February 20, 2017

Matias

That dude with a 5 meter long dick, who makes every girl wet af. Talented at everything he tries.

Girl 1: Omg, who's that?
Girl 2: Wow, that's Matias.. remember the name

by CancerMixedWithEbola December 13, 2016

mattis ehm

It's a person with a fanomaly huge heart (Penis) He often fuck people I like his big cock inside my tide pussy . But he is also an person who listen to me

Mattis ehm is nice and organized person.With a big dig

by Effy Koenig January 3, 2017

malits

Originated from malito, from GVJH. Meaning that someone is dumb and he/she needs help.

Lewis is malits because he can't play Clash Royale.

by Epic Eagle March 30, 2017

matias fernandez

the sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone

Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't

Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!

by Killer Kombo with a k May 14, 2017