marijané

Pronounced : (marie-jeh-nay) . Loyal the true definition of a "ride or die" , free spirited and not afraid to speak her mind. She is an amazing women and will keep you on your toes!! Shes one of a kind .. when you get her NEVER let her go.

Meet my beautiful wife, Marijané.

by TheeMrs.Jones June 11, 2021

@matiasscassanova

famous tiktoker matiasscassanova, a very sexy man ( hes a bit gay but we still love him for that )

m oh dude yknow @matiasscassanova?
h yeah what about him?
m i heard he gets so many bitches 😮

by garmzzzz September 9, 2021

Matias

Matias the mullet boy has a bigger ass than anyone in school and he pulls hella boys with his mullet. Matias also has a foot fetish so if you have smooth and clean feet hit em up.

Matias the sussy baka and foot lover has entered the room.

by ASDFGHJKLÖÄ# October 27, 2021

matías

coolest person you'll ever meet

person 1: who is Matías?

Me: Just the coolest guy you'll ever meet.

by Macimu November 15, 2021

matisato

Maitisato is the definition of the guy you should worry about. He's dick is bigger than your future. In he's free time he enjoys killing irresponsible students and having sex with your mother

Tser: mum who is my real dad?

Tser's mum: matisato son, it all happened when he made a move and then...

Tser: a move??? Dang I wish I could do that

by Flanker Clanker November 20, 2021

Matisato

Mostly known as God of Physics but in reality the Ultimate Omni-King, he is a very muscular man who knows basically everything aside from the future. He has no weaknesses and he is the most responsible of them all. He has many desciples and kills whoever tries to mess with them or his temple.

Boy 1: I hope you have done all of our homework
Boy 2: But we didn't have any.
Boy 1: Are you stupid? It is a given that we always have to do all the exercises! MATISATO IS GONNA F***IN KILL YOU!

by Matisato November 20, 2021

marijana

marijana is hot

have u seen marijana?
yeah she's so fucking hot

by ultraswagy November 20, 2021