controller match

a wrestling match held commonly in somebodys basement in which the first fighter to find the controller and turn on the tv wins.. the one flaw is that the controller is hidden. You may use any weapons in the room

Yessir: Yo Chinapoo controller match?
Chinapoo: its on

by Lokey May 5, 2005

plowing match

When two or more male plowers engage in a competition to determine which is better suited for rough vaginal, anal and/or oral intercourse with one or more female plowees.

Dylan and myself challenged one another to a plowing match

by Sir Cum Sized June 15, 2017

Ranked matches (LoL)

This is where you lose your grip on sanity, THIS is where you have finally lost your last chance at losing your virginity, you've basically lost everything, INCLUDING E V E R Y MATCH. Match making somehow manages to give you teammates who only know how to point fingers at everybody but themselves and say gg report team or better team wins while simultaneously giving the enemy team a bunch of likeable jokers who are also diamond smurfs.

Person 1: Did you hook up with Jessica last night bro?
Person 2: No way man I was playing Ranked Matches (LoL)
Person 1: Did you get out of gold?
Person 2: No but I'm 90% sure I got some kind of STD from getting fucked by my own team so hard.

by Triggered 24/7 August 23, 2018

soccer match

A guy who can have sex real good.

If he got a soccer match shirt on he can get it

by Kavstagram69 February 14, 2020

mp match

cod points LuL but a don't play call of duty.

to play the game like ai or real players on mp match

by mr. noobfroomÆ February 15, 2021

E-match

E-Match to have hootskis on FaceTime

Hey man with all this COVID around we all needa E-match to be more safer

by Wordski June 15, 2021

Caps Lock Match

A screaming match that is written/typed. As in an instant messenger conversation.

Caps Lock Match

Sareena: YOU NEVER COME HOME!
Megan: I LIVE TOO FAR AWAY!

by Ashegan McDonald March 22, 2009