Human-Gun marriage

It is the highest form of a relationship between a Human and a Gun. It is usually defined as being a legal relationship but also holds standing in many major religions, and minor religions such as Guniasm. Currently no major country or state, within the United States, recognizes Human-Gun marriage.

Jeff had been going steady with his AK-47 and on a night out at the range Jeff proposed. They were married six months later and had a religious Human-Gun marriage as it was not legal yet in their state. It was followed by a night of rigorous love making.

by JuFu August 6, 2014

chuck e. cheese marriage

When you and your girl get married at Chuck E. Cheese.

Bill just had a Chuck E. Cheese marriage with his smokin' hot new wife Tammy.

by RedMeat2000 September 25, 2018

marrinaise

The exact composition is unknown except for the fact that it contains high protein quantities. Other known facts are that it has been hand-picked from vine.

I think this alabama hotpocket needs some marrinaise.

by Luis F. Gonzalez August 11, 2005

Economic Marriage

When two people stay together in a marriage because they can't afford to divorce in today's economy. They can't sell the house in this market, and can't afford their own housing, insurance, so they stay legally married, in the same house, but live their own lives.

John and Stacy are both back on the market, but they're stuck in an Economic Marriage.

by Killian77 January 31, 2009

Dry Marriage

A marriage devoid of sexual intercourse.

John: "I haven't seen Chris since college graduation. Is he married?"
Joe: "Yeah, but he's got a dry marriage. His wife doesn't give him any."

by Boo Ya Ya November 28, 2012

Human Dog marrige movement

A movement that seeks to make it legal for a human to marry a Dog.

Support the human dog marrige movement.

by Judge dredd7 October 15, 2011

Marriage

The time when a pair leaves the home. Of course I am referring to the testicles leaving the man as he loses all masculinity and lives out the worst part of his life as his wifes bitch.

Friend: You wanna go to the game tomorrow?
Married man: hold on let me check with the wife, I think she wanted to go to pottery barn tomorrow.
Friend:...
Marriage sucks

by Webbz February 18, 2010