1. A guy who doesn't know who he's messing with
2. A guy(or girl! We're not sure) who thinks he's bringing sassy back when really he's just rude
3. An it who just can't commit. He quits
4. A guy who just cannot beat any levels on Candy Crush
5. Claudia that's all that needs to be said
6. A guy who just can't take the heat and won't stay out of the kitchen
7. A guy who can dish it out but just can't take it, like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
8. A guy who thinks shaved lines through the eyebrow are cool
9. A guy who loves to see other people wearing unfashionable clothing, or even better, gym shorts and a tshirt to school
10. A guy who thinks its cool to light an alcohol fire in the house
11. Entomophobia
12. A guy who ranks YouTubers with no understanding of good channels
13. A guy with the best initials and a birthday two days away from the best birthday
14. A huge hunk of lard
15. A guy who'll suck the skin right off those "frogs"
16. Oozing fat that comes from ripped jeans holes
17. A guy who can never come up with a good exit line
18. A person who gives this entry a thumbs down
19. A person who disagrees with any of these points
20. AND FINALLY... A guy who thinks everything that flies is a fly
2. A guy(or girl! We're not sure) who thinks he's bringing sassy back when really he's just rude
3. An it who just can't commit. He quits
4. A guy who just cannot beat any levels on Candy Crush
5. Claudia that's all that needs to be said
6. A guy who just can't take the heat and won't stay out of the kitchen
7. A guy who can dish it out but just can't take it, like a baker who hates cake but always bakes it
8. A guy who thinks shaved lines through the eyebrow are cool
9. A guy who loves to see other people wearing unfashionable clothing, or even better, gym shorts and a tshirt to school
10. A guy who thinks its cool to light an alcohol fire in the house
11. Entomophobia
12. A guy who ranks YouTubers with no understanding of good channels
13. A guy with the best initials and a birthday two days away from the best birthday
14. A huge hunk of lard
15. A guy who'll suck the skin right off those "frogs"
16. Oozing fat that comes from ripped jeans holes
17. A guy who can never come up with a good exit line
18. A person who gives this entry a thumbs down
19. A person who disagrees with any of these points
20. AND FINALLY... A guy who thinks everything that flies is a fly
Guy 1: Hey look at that guy over there being super cool, awesome, handsome, and saving the day! I wonder who it is?!
Guy 2: Well it couldn't be a Marquis! OH MY GOSH ITS A MATTHEW!!!!!!!
Marquis 1: *sucks the skin off of a "frog" * I wish I were as cool as a Matthew! At least I'm lucky enough to happen to have the same initials as him! My momma's so proud that we have the same initials!
Guy 2: Dude I would totally think that was cool if you weren't a total weirdo!
Marquis 1: Remember when I asked for your opinion? ME NEITHER!
Marquis 2: Oooooooooh burn!
Marquis 3: AHHHHH GUYS THERES A GNAT FLYING AROUND! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 1: *sees bird in the sky* AHHHHH A FLY! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 2: *sees someone dressed fashionably* AHHHHH MY EYES! I'M BLINDED!
Marquises 1,2,&3: *run off and jump off a cliff*
Guy 1&2: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
Guy 2: Well it couldn't be a Marquis! OH MY GOSH ITS A MATTHEW!!!!!!!
Marquis 1: *sucks the skin off of a "frog" * I wish I were as cool as a Matthew! At least I'm lucky enough to happen to have the same initials as him! My momma's so proud that we have the same initials!
Guy 2: Dude I would totally think that was cool if you weren't a total weirdo!
Marquis 1: Remember when I asked for your opinion? ME NEITHER!
Marquis 2: Oooooooooh burn!
Marquis 3: AHHHHH GUYS THERES A GNAT FLYING AROUND! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 1: *sees bird in the sky* AHHHHH A FLY! ITS GONNA KILL US!
Marquis 2: *sees someone dressed fashionably* AHHHHH MY EYES! I'M BLINDED!
Marquises 1,2,&3: *run off and jump off a cliff*
Guy 1&2: YAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!
by Marquisdontknowwhohemessinwith January 26, 2015
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The biggest city in the Upper Peninsula of Michigan
1. Home to the biggest population of Swedish wannabes in America
2. Also home to the most thots in America. Puts the hoes of LA to shame
3. Lots of tourists come to see the blonde thots shake their ass on Miners Beach, although they claim they only came to see the unique architectural style of the lighthouses
4. The local high school has enough stuck up rich white girls to last a lifetime
5. Men here don’t know how to please women so most females under the age of 40 are virgins
1. Home to the biggest population of Swedish wannabes in America
2. Also home to the most thots in America. Puts the hoes of LA to shame
3. Lots of tourists come to see the blonde thots shake their ass on Miners Beach, although they claim they only came to see the unique architectural style of the lighthouses
4. The local high school has enough stuck up rich white girls to last a lifetime
5. Men here don’t know how to please women so most females under the age of 40 are virgins
by highschooler from Manistique April 21, 2020
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by james caan April 1, 2008
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Oh, that's Marquise in those jeans again? Damn.
by sincerelyyourex February 6, 2020
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Marquest is funny
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