masturbation

pleasure acquired from the act of touching ones own privates.

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female: have you ever had masturbation frustration?

male: stoking my penis..
female: palming my clit naked on my bed. my legs are open.
male: good girl. how would you treat my johnny if you were here?
female: i'd suck you dry...

male: ooo? then you deserve a palm job till you squirt.
female: mm i like your big hands.

by naughtygirl November 18, 2013

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Masturbation

One of the greatest joys in life. Discovered (hopefully) when you go through puberty.

Andrew Dice Clay: Masturbation is king. Oh yeah, you know it, I know it so who are we bullshittin'?

by tenaciousd6936 August 19, 2006

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The Sole Purpose Of Myspace Pictures

I pulled up Jennies myspace and worked on my masturbation

by calikid December 14, 2008

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masturbation for girls

the way a girl can stimulate your body

so ive taught myself something over the year and a half ive been masturbating. a good way to do this is fill a water bottle up all the way, put the lid on then poke a hole in the top. strip down and place the water bottles top or you vigina. move the water bottle up and down and the water will stimulate you.

another good trick ive learned is taking an old teddy bear that has a hard nose, and push that up against your vigina. one more good thing is taking the shower head (must be one you can take off the wall) turn the water on, and move up and down.
all of these tricks should send AMAZING vibes to your body

so good luck with these tricks for masturbation for girls.

by beachgirl June 16, 2009

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