Macaulay Caulking

masturbating in the bathroom while your roommates are out and are unsure of when they'll return; IE, maturbating while home alone.
Pun on the word "caulking" (pronounced "call-king"), the rubbery silicone sealant around tubs and sinks.

roommate: What the hell were you doing in the bathroom when I got home? You were in there for a while.
deviant: Oh just Macaulay Caulking the bathtub tiles... you didn't leave a note so I didn't know when you'd be home.
roomate: gross

by Donkeyfly August 26, 2013

machavelly

When you miss your ULT, Ultimate, and or Super against your opponent in a video Game.

You just machavelly your super!

by hugeza July 12, 2017

Machalo

One fly motha sucka who is amazing as ever

Man I wish I was a machalo

by Yngprince November 7, 2018

Machang

Porn...... Machang means porn

Masud: Ayy Deng get online real quick
Deng: Hol' imma watch some gay machang.... Ill be 5 mins

by y'all already know January 1, 2019

The Macguyver

A sexual act involving some jumper cables, a dead hamster, 3 paper clips, 4 gallons of jergens lotion, 2 bicycles without seat, 4 men docking, 3 guys with machine guns, 4 machetes and a piece of bubble gum

Bro we got the crew together and pulled The Macguyver last night.

by Louzealand August 6, 2008

Prickier-Mâché

The unfortunate occurrence of getting a thin layer of toilet paper stuck to your Bell after wiping away jizz. This layer is annoyingly hard to remove, leaving the victim's Helmet pinched and sore.

The only solution to this terrible problem is to wait an hour or two until your cock has dried out, quick blast on a hair dryer, or simply take a shower.

'Hey mum, can you get the baby wipes? I got myself major Prickier-Mâché again!'

by Hamie J March 30, 2009

den Cho machen

Wenn man auf sämtliche Telefonate oder Whatsapp Nachrichten nicht mehr antwortet.

Al: "Warum antwortet Hosi nicht mehr?"

Moe: "Er wird wohl wieder den Cho machen"

by AliSrky18 September 22, 2020