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Josh the monkey oh the little monkey that gets abused by girls. Wears lots of adidas. Cares about his hair but doesn’t take care of it. Like to watching the fucking same movie like 3 times. The kid who sleeps with pillows between his legs. The type of fatass that takes 2 steps and gets tired. Has a Spotify list that has over 4000 songs and albums and songs. Who likes tacos and cheeseburgers. Who goes to the movies like every fucking 3000 years.
Monkey ate all my chicken. Monkey saw Eduardo take 3 steps and destroy the world.
Monkey by Baddibixch September 27, 2019
Someone with any type of disability that either makes them look, or act weird.
The hallway always gets blocked by a bunch of monkeys whenever I need to get somewhere.
Monkey by BeanisBoy November 11, 2019
what dwight calls Angela

Cute name for his boo
Angela: I can’t do this anymore

Dwight: No you can Monkey
Monkey by Keven Malone January 4, 2020
What Dwight calls Angela

It's a cute name

All office fans will understand
Angela: I can’t do this

Dwight:Yes you can monkey
Monkey by Keven Malone January 4, 2020
Known across the wide vast plain we call 2012 YouTube, these little bastards will throw shit at you’re gram gram til someone finally decides to film it.
You: Yo Jim did you see that video of that monkey eating his own shit?

Jim: Wait are you just listing things you saw on YouTube years ago just to see if people would like it on the damn Urban Dictionary?
Monkey by ThatOneGuy07 March 21, 2020