sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze. it will always be watery and will shoot into your eyes

i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold

by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020

Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*

Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"

by Hym Iam August 17, 2024

metaphorically molested

-the act in which one is violated or harassed in a non sexual manner, with the intent to reference or suggest sexual acts.

- forceful enlightenment pertaining to metaphors

Kaden was metaphorically molested at the bar.

by Natattack December 1, 2023

child molester

a person who accuses someone of being a potatosexual

Jared accused Tom of being a potatosexual because he was a child molester

by lkjeiejxkxi January 22, 2022

your ancestors are molesters

Worse than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, and your grandpap a trap.

Hey jim, are your ancestors are molesters?
*jim explodes into oblivion and burns in hell for eternity*

by Ancested molested May 14, 2018

Chester The Molester

A 56 year old geography teacher that stares at ripe 13 year old ass

Guy 1: "Did you hear about the new Chester The Molester?"
Guy 2: "No, what happened?"
Guy 1: "Apparently Allen Leunsmann was caught with his cock in his hand"

by nigprorecords July 6, 2023

tit molester

The one creepy man or monster that lurks in the alleyways of the outskirts of the city who waits undercover until an attractive or ugly woman walks by, then jumps out and snatches their tits.

The tit molester is on the prowl again, many women's tits have gone missing again!

by zombie vagina July 22, 2018