Milfing

The act of seeking out milfs to seduce, especially by young men.

What you need:

-Youth & vitality which their husbands lack

-Button-down shirt, khaki pants, dress shoes

-A smile and bag of jokes

The two 25 year old men drove to Connecticut to go milfing and successfully nailed two cougars. The cougar's husbands never found out.

by Sumsortagod July 25, 2011

Whiskey Militia

1. Place where you can find the sickest brands in the biz and for next to nothing—run by people like Robin Hood and his Merry Men…uh…minus the rad tights and feather hats.
2. Site pledged to surf and skate that delivers one fix at a time, 'til you're shaky, sweaty, and compromising your morals for more. Drops one stupidly marked-down deal each night at midnight and sell it 'til it's gone
3. Site committed to making sure you don’t look like a douchebag selling surf, skate gear for dirt cheap. Cheaper than your mom because there’s not much time to make money when you’re this busy being pompous.

Whiskey Militia rad fixpompous

by Candicewh February 20, 2009

special military operation

Used by the aggressor to mellow how it is presented in the intent to hide realities for own citizens.

The invaded country experiences that the special military operation looks like a war, feels like a war, smells like a war and is without doubt a war.

Putin started a Special Military Operation in Ukraine.

by Viking from the north May 2, 2022

milpit

acronym for
Mom Id Like To Punch In the Teeth

That MILPIT at the grocery store sure pissed me off when she took the last carton of chocolate milk for her little baby.

by the pupster September 17, 2007

Milithza

if you know a milithza then you have been touched by an angel! it is a name for the few and the proud; beautiful, witty, incredibly friendly to all, and most importantly a peace keeper. she is a very loyal friend and tries to identify with all of them to get to know them better. and the mate she chooses is for life-and will fight to the death for them. but there is a dark side-mess with her blood and she will hunt you down!! other than that she's a true keeper!

friend, teacher, lovely, God-fearing, Milithza

by Litz588 February 2, 2010

milfatude

when a hot mom know she's hot and let's you know she's hot.

WOW, her mom has milfatude!

by twistednick July 26, 2010

militant factualism

Militant factualism is an adherence or devotion to facts that is aggressively imposed upon others.

Militant factualists make correcting even the most minor factual mistakes their raison d’être. No matter the situation, they are compelled to assert their factual dominance over others.

me: Could you hand me the remote?

mf: You mean the remote control?

me: Quit with the militant factualism!

by militant_factualism January 2, 2012